Ludacris
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"Oh, of course you wouldn't mind! If I didn't have you on a leash, you would be spreading your legs for any bot who'd ask! You're barely better than a pleasure drone! Filthy, frellin', cog-sucking- "
Or: Splitstrike is fed up with Last Lane's little side gig and with her most nutritious customer. Last Lane gets a kick out of pissing her Conjunx off.
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- Part 4 of Nightly Endeavours
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- English
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- 3,844
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- 1/1
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- 9
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After the last incident, worried about a certain mech's angered lover dropping on him from the ceiling and slicing his fuel lines, Offhand decided to stop pushing his luck so much. Well. Decided to push it a bit less...?
Or: Sunstreaker's personality leaves a lot to be desired, but he is a good-looking mech, so Offhand wants a taste. Adding engex to the equation wasn't his brightest idea.
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- Part 3 of Nightly Endeavours
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Offhand decided that that luck of his must be some Primus-given blessing. Perhaps he should set some time aside later to pray... Fortune favours fools, indeed. That, or he's just deluding himself to save his processor from crashing.
Or: Offhand gets to put his servos on THE Head Tactician, and all he has to show for it is a failed overload.
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- Part 2 of Nightly Endeavours
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Primus must be on his side, surely, for why else would He grant him such an opportunity? He's been yearning to put that small frame to good use...
Or: Offhand has been observing the yellow minibot from afar for a while now, plotting. And, at least for him, it all works out eventually.
Series
- Part 1 of Nightly Endeavours
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A brief story of Offhand's night-cycle endeavours and their eventual consequences.
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- 11,154
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- 4
Recent bookmarks
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Working Through It by Trinary
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
19 Feb 2018
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“TC,” Skywarp says, “I’m, like, ninety percent sure that humans don’t have interface cables.”
Thundercracker squawks and almost knocks him over trying to get the script out of his hands.
Bookmarked by Ludacris
17 Sep 2025
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'Til the Morning Comes Around by Trinary
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
08 May 2018
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When the Decepticon Justice Division discovers Air Commander Starscream half-wrecked and floating in space, Tarn has no choice but to take him in. He isn’t on the list; they can’t rip him apart as his traitorous frame deserves. That doesn’t stop Tarn from coveting Starscream for his collection. He is, after all, an extremely important artifact in the history of the Decepticon cause.
They’ll have to argue about poetry instead.
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The Cohort by WingedLadyColette
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers: Prime
12 Apr 2026
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Helping a vampire that was bleeding out on the streets of Praxus changes Prowl's life forever.
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Disappear, Reappear by famols
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
02 Jan 2026
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Before the Cybertronian civil war breaks out in full, Mirage of the Crystal Tower is a sheltered and unhappy child bride ordered to carry a senator's sparklings to raise his family's status. When Jazz, commander of Spec Ops of the Autobot rebels, finds him cowering in the aftermath of a Decepticon bombing, Mirage learns that he's meant for much more than he was raised to believe.
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Caught by WingedLadyColette
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers: Prime
20 Dec 2025
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"Like a good Praxian Enforcer, my Prowler likes to chase the bad guys. And like a demure Praxian Prince, he likes to be chased by them just as much."