Ludacris
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"Oh, of course you wouldn't mind! If I didn't have you on a leash, you would be spreading your legs for any bot who'd ask! You're barely better than a pleasure drone! Filthy, frellin', cog-sucking- "
Or: Splitstrike is fed up with Last Lane's little side gig and with her most nutritious customer. Last Lane gets a kick out of pissing her Conjunx off.
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- Part 4 of Nightly Endeavours
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After the last incident, worried about a certain mech's angered lover dropping on him from the ceiling and slicing his fuel lines, Offhand decided to stop pushing his luck so much. Well. Decided to push it a bit less...?
Or: Sunstreaker's personality leaves a lot to be desired, but he is a good-looking mech, so Offhand wants a taste. Adding engex to the equation wasn't his brightest idea.
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- Part 3 of Nightly Endeavours
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Offhand decided that that luck of his must be some Primus-given blessing. Perhaps he should set some time aside later to pray... Fortune favours fools, indeed. That, or he's just deluding himself to save his processor from crashing.
Or: Offhand gets to put his servos on THE Head Tactician, and all he has to show for it is a failed overload.
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- Part 2 of Nightly Endeavours
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Primus must be on his side, surely, for why else would He grant him such an opportunity? He's been yearning to put that small frame to good use...
Or: Offhand has been observing the yellow minibot from afar for a while now, plotting. And, at least for him, it all works out eventually.
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- Part 1 of Nightly Endeavours
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A brief story of Offhand's night-cycle endeavours and their eventual consequences.
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The Cohort by WingedLadyColette
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers: Prime
12 Mar 2026
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Helping a vampire that was bleeding out on the streets of Praxus changes Prowl's life forever.
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Disappear, Reappear by famols
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
02 Jan 2026
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Before the Cybertronian civil war breaks out in full, Mirage of the Crystal Tower is a sheltered and unhappy child bride ordered to carry a senator's sparklings to raise his family's status. When Jazz, commander of Spec Ops of the Autobot rebels, finds him cowering in the aftermath of a Decepticon bombing, Mirage learns that he's meant for much more than he was raised to believe.
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Caught by WingedLadyColette
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers (Bay Movies), Transformers: Prime
20 Dec 2025
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"Like a good Praxian Enforcer, my Prowler likes to chase the bad guys. And like a demure Praxian Prince, he likes to be chased by them just as much."
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Head injuries can change bots. Prowl knows that. And he knows everything wrong with him after his own injury is just that: a change brought on by the damage.
He just wishes that change didn't include the persistent fear that he's literally someone else.
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- 83,998
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Bookmarked by Ludacris
20 Dec 2025
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“Jazz?”
“Prowl.”
“What are you saying?” Prowl asked slowly.
A sigh left the human. “We don’t get much time.” Jazz claimed softly. “Being real honest? Humans are lucky to make it just one vorn.”
There was a heavy silence that followed that proclamation.
“What?” Prowl finally managed to say.
“Uh,” Jazz muttered, almost indecipherable.
Prowl stared a moment longer before rebooting his optics. They sharpen; wings flared. “Get out.”Series
- Part 1 of Ravage's Mecha AU
Bookmarked by Ludacris
15 Sep 2025