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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    02 May 2026

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    “Who gave you a baby?” Dick demanded, the instant Bruce opened the front door, eyes drawn immediately to the sobbing infant on Bruce’s hip that he gently bounced to no avail. At the same time, Bruce muttered, “I told you, it’s fine, you didn’t have to come.”

    Dick rolled his eyes and pushed past him. Noted the scattered blankets, baby clothing, and dirty dishes gracing nearly every surface of the lake house with a glance. “I figured that out when you hung up on me. My question still stands: who in their right mind gave you an infant?”

    Bruce opened his mouth and then shut it. Took a deep breath which he blew out slowly. The plain white dress shirt he favored on the weekends was streaked with what looked like pea puree, sweet potato, and snot. “A desperate alien ship with no other options.”

    “Yeah, that scans.”

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    Alternatively titled, "Let's give Batfleck alien baby problems".

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    11 Feb 2026

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    1. Mr. Stark was wrong, and Peter wasn’t just going to stand by while innocent people got hurt. So, yes, he fought with the man, and yes, he was "on the outs" with him and had been banned from every Stark Industries building.

    2. Every field trip the Acadec team has gone on has ended in disaster, injury and almost-death. They are not happy.

    Sadly, his teachers don't believe him or any other Academic Decathlon team member. It's up to them now to get themselves banned from field trips forever, and hopefully, in the process, say 'fuck you' on behalf of the normal, everyday people to the world's most famous superhero.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Peter and Mr. Stark are struggling to repair a ship and get back to Earth after everyone else on Titan turns to dust. And when an accident doses Mr. Stark with sex pollen, their friendship is pushed to its limits.

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    16 Jan 2026

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    “Wait kid!” And in that moment it came to him, “What if, what if we don’t forget you? What if we send you away?” Strange desperately called out.

    “Mr.Strange… ” Peter had a sympathetic look in his eyes and Strange hated it. It wasn’t his life that was being destroyed, so why was Peter looking at him like the victim.

    “Listen, I can send you somewhere there is no Peter Parker. There are an infinite number of universes, I can find one.” Strange said, more to himself than to Peter. And he knew this was dark magic, he knew he shouldn’t, but he didn’t care.

    “I’ll send you there. Until I can fix this. Until I can bring you back.”

     

    Or: Dr. Strange sends Peter to an alt universe where there are no Avengers, but they do have a thing called a Justice League. And sure Peter is homeless, but that doesn't stop him from being Spider-Man.

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    05 Jan 2026