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Husband, he thought. Wife, even, should it please you.
He reaches out a hand, grabbing the crown and placing it atop Hans' head. It was a broken, misshapen thing now, but it looked nothing less than regal on him.
"Yours." He settles on, as if it were any less impossible.
Just a single summer day, shared between a lord and his squire.
OR: A series of vignettes following a single day in the life of Hansry where the boys are forced to confront their lingering anxieties about the future that ends with Henry getting his back blown out (carefully and with lots of love)
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To Love a Lord (Unfortunately) by Nerdybirdnerd for cashew_all
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
24 Dec 2025
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You are Henry of Skalitz, and your lord is perhaps the most infuriating man you've ever met.
So how is it that you could ever love him?
AKA: Sexual roleplay between Hans and Henry that helps Hans figure out something that's been bothering him for a long time now.
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My Heart for Him to Hold by Nerdybirdnerd for cashew_all
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
24 Dec 2025
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After a long and exhausting day in Kuttenberg, Hans takes it upon himself to ensure his best friend finally gets some rest and, in the process, learns some new things about the both of them.
OR: Hans goes out of his way to make Henry's fantasies of being tied up and fucked come true and discovers a new kink in the process.
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Almost Believing (This One's Not Pretend) by borealis, carouselfancy, DesertWillow, intacognito, Loukassh, Nerdybirdnerd, OhTee, Sedivka, Skribls, spectral_catsith, Supernova95 for Hawkie
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
21 Dec 2025
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Henry has been hopelessly in love with his best friend for years, so when Hans begs him to come to Pirkstein's masquerade ball, he finds it impossible to say no.
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The Smith and the Sword by Nerdybirdnerd
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
01 Apr 2025
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“Men like us learn quickly never to expect love, but it was nice to feel naive again with you.”
Bartosch attends the wedding of one Hans Capon after the end of the war and reminisces on his time with Henry
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A Jaunty Tune by MarlinGot for borealis, PinkCherryBlossoms, OhTee
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
05 Apr 2026
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There's a band playing in the Devil's Den.
Hans and Henry are having sex.
Those two are absolutely unrealeted events.Bookmarked by Nerdybirdnerd
05 Apr 2026
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Vers fic, Henry bottoms in chapter 2
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A Well Oiled Broomstick by finchybiird, Hallow_fiend
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
03 Apr 2026
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“Pretty birdie…” He coos breathlessly, eyes flitting about the crown of Hans’s head as if seeing the flowers there.
He looks...drunk. And as much as Hans would like to owe that to his own skills he doubts a few cheeky pumps from two fingers would have Henry seeing the pearly gates.
"Henrryyyy," He coos. "What do poppy and henbane do precisely?"
After dealing with the witches of Uzhitz, Henry forgets to empty his bag before he goes hunting with his lord and lover.
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Dearer Than Wordly Honor by HopelessScribe
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
04 Apr 2026
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Henry could have reminded him that he didn’t actually have a writ from the king or any local lord allowing him to hunt here, but secretly he loved that in this one way Hans was just as much of an outlaw as the rest of them. No matter how much he claimed special privileges, Trotsky had made it clear that Hans Capon was a mortal man like any other. Even Hans understood that now. So long as he didn’t go boasting about it anymore, Henry would be a hypocrite to tell him off for poaching again.
“That’s right. You owe me,” Henry teased instead. “I believe there were plans for a picnic as well?”
Saying that aloud, and the way Hans’s eyes softened in response, made Henry wonder how long they’d been wooing each other without realizing.
Or; another post-canon hunting excursion as a thin cover for fucking and plotting
Bookmarked by Nerdybirdnerd
04 Apr 2026
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Vers fic, Henry bottoms in chapter 3
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Devils Den, Missouri by ravioli_parmesan
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
31 Mar 2026
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A hot summer night in the Devils Den, Warsaw, Missouri, leads bus bitch Henry to have a little kiss with Hans on his break.
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Spring has come (with love to town) by wild_pale_yonder for yera_ma
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
09 Mar 2025
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“Hans,” he immediately called, catching his breath and unable to keep his discovery to himself. “Hans,” urgent and even louder the second time.
“What, you dolt!? Keep yelling like that and every animal within a fifty mile radius will have cleared off by tomorrow,” came the lord’s reply in equal volume.
“Look what I’ve found,” Henry exclaimed, ignoring the biting remark, smile evident even in his tone.
Reading on, he struggled with one particular word, letters arranged in an unfamiliar way.
“This better be good,” Hans huffed as he strode toward Henry, hair still dripping wet.
“Some poor sod lost his letter,” Henry chuckled, still facing away from Hans, who had gone quiet. “Here, listen to this: ‘my heart has been full to bursting with unspeakable lust for none but you.’ Christ.”———
In which Henry finds a letter, and Hans is not happy about it.