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Moonlit Rendezvous by Noneim
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Assassination Classroom
16 Feb 2022
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Eraserhead doesn’t want to babysit another group of problematic teenagers. He is not getting paid enough for this job.
“I am not obliged to keep a lookout for them”
Mandalay nodded at his statement. “Well yeah, no one is obliged to keep a lookout for them. But for the better or worse, it’s not as if we could just let them be in danger, right? We’re heroes, after all. But don’t fret; if your students are unique as heroes-in-training, those kids are pro-underground heroes when they come together.”
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Characters can and will probably be out of character.
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Chili Chili by Noneim
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Assassination Classroom
14 Mar 2021
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Karma and Bakugo friendsht? Hell
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I'll try to edit this later.
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All Old Things are New Again by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Jul 2021
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Full-time necromancer and part-time cam boy, Wei Wuxian, finds himself unexpectedly homeless. An enthusiastic patron comes to his rescue.
Conversely:
Immortal Cultivator Lan Wangji has been waiting a long time for his deceased husband to be reincarnated again. In retrospect, he should have anticipated that this is how it would go.
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- Part 1 of All Old Things Are New Again
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Yesterday is Tomorrow (everything is connected) by IAM_Kneazle (twicethet), twicethet
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Apr 2026
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James Potter went five years at Hogwarts without realizing Lily had a little sister. Hermione would have preferred it if he never realized she existed. Now she's stuck, in Potter's circle of awareness, and maintaining the timeline. Not like he makes it easy, or something.
April 2026. Now complete.
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13 Jun 2026
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i love smart main chars so much
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Searching For Something You Can't Reach by enoby_w
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 May 2023
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Harry Potter has a ghost in his head. It speaks in Russian, goes silent for weeks at a time and he has no idea how it got there. He’s going to try and talk to it. It is, after all, his ghost. And now more than ever he could use a friend.
The Winter Soldier has a ghost in his head. It speaks in English, never shuts up and he has no idea how it got there. He doesn’t mind the ghost. It is, after all, his ghost. And it wants to know how to hotwire a car.
“You know what, what do I know? I’m just a guy with a gun and a ghost in my head.”
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12 Jun 2026
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another crososver pairing ehe
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Shen Jiu’s New Life as a Mother by special_little_cornflake
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jun 2026
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Arson, murder and… motherhood? After succumbing to a qi deviation, the notorious child abuser Shen Qingqiu wakes up in a body of a prostitute. Not only is he weak, female and lacking any cultivation, worst of all, he is required to take care of his new body’s child. At least he’s read the book, so he knows what’s going to come.
Meanwhile, Meng Yao is trying to figure out which powerful cultivator is his father. It’s surprisingly difficult.
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- Part 1 of Shen Jiu’s New Life as a Mother
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- 50/?
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02 Jun 2026
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mama jiu, centric crososver
a very lovely read
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Haunting by PeerlessSerpent for pebisbarry
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Apr 2026
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It wasn't his fault. Even Liu Qingge himself would agree.
Or, a strange presence has settled around Shen Qingqiu.
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25 May 2026
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hauntingly beautiful read
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He hunched over, letting the tears fall onto the unsent gifts. They felt like they should be blood, like Liu Qingge's were. They landed clear, staining nothing. His breath hitched harshly, his voice leaving in a high keen.