Ohmushroomgods_Ipraisethee



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    It still cramped for every step he took, this new and tender organ, as Harry walks to his death, to the imprisoned monster, not as the jailer he's been for the past year, not even as the prophesied enemy, the bitter rival to the defeated Dark Lord, but as death's bride, tasked with gathering the seed of his enemy in his tender womb, nurture a life.

    𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘢𝘮 𝘐 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨?

    Seduce the imprisoned Dark Lord into spilling his seed in Harry’s magically grown womb to bind them to each other under the magical laws of marriage—a surer prison than any cage, jail, or fortress.

    𝘏𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵?

    _________

    according to the prophecy, Voldemort can only die by Harry Potter's hands but Harry cannot use the Killing curse. The ministry improvises with a.... unique solution.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    61,994
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Collections:
    5
    Comments:
    556
    Kudos:
    1,822
    Bookmarks:
    451
    Hits:
    43,405

    24 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    There's a new student at Hogwarts. And, for some reason, he's decided he's going to be Tom Riddle's best friend.

    Tom, immortal aspiring Dark Lord, apparently has no say in the matter.

    ~

    to love, and to be loved, is to be changed.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    48,228
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Collections:
    26
    Comments:
    1,437
    Kudos:
    10,776
    Bookmarks:
    2,711
    Hits:
    152,799

    30 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Excerpt from chapter 1;

    "Lord Voldemort watches as Harry’s shoulders tense as he steps forward, reaching his wandless hand out to the young man's face and tilting his chin with soft fingertips. Emerald green meets ruby red; the contrast of the two couldn’t be more noticeable. “I do not regret things Harry Potter, but I would be remiss to acknowledge that no longer having you as my enemy in that way would have been… interesting at the very least.” The lilting voice is soft, so unlike his usual harsh tone.

    Harry huffs a single laugh, bright and cheerful, which makes him look younger at this moment. Tears sting Harry’s eyes. “So it wasn’t a lie back then?”

    Tom swipes a tear from Harry’s cheek when one falls, smearing soot and blood along with it. “I have not lied to you Harry, not like the others I’ve been told of.” Lord Voldemort steps back once again, letting his hand fall away, and the boys head to bow."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    69,915
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    235
    Kudos:
    836
    Bookmarks:
    281
    Hits:
    18,245

    17 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Does the council agree,” he says, into the tense silence that has taken hold in the wake of Naruto’s impotent fury, “That the most suitable groom to a princess would be a kage?”

    Or, when the council forces their hand, Kakashi must take Naruto as his bride. He is very normal about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    34,274
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    176
    Kudos:
    937
    Bookmarks:
    249
    Hits:
    11,942

    01 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    The council has left Tsunade with little choice in the matter, she had to present the mission to Naruto first.

    And, of course, against what most would consider better judgment, Naruto accepts.

    The mission?
    Seduce and have Kakashi’s children.
    _

    “who’s the target, baa-chan. Who’s baby is the council wanting you to ask me to have?” Naruto couldn’t keep the disgust out of her voice.

    Tsunade pushed the saucer of sake closer to Naruto, indicating for her to take a drink.

    “Kakashi Hatake” Tsunade admitted with reluctance.

    “What!” Naruto couldn’t keep herself from screeching, “Kakashi-sensei?” She asked in disbelief.

    “Yes,” the Hokage confirmed.

    “They want me to have Kakashi-sensei’s baby?” She continued to flounder.

    “Yes,” Tsunade repeated firmly.

    Naruto sagged in her seat, her bandaged hand reaching up to run through her hair.

    “You're not joking?” she breathed.

    “No,” Tsunade answered.

    Naruto slammed back the cup of sake like it was a shot, the porcelain dish clattering on the desk when she placed it back down.

    “Explain it to me” Naruto eventually asked, unsure where to go from there.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,262
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    148
    Kudos:
    660
    Bookmarks:
    158
    Hits:
    11,001

    30 Nov 2025