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    Shane flees to the cottage four hours before his marriage to his biggest hater, Ilya Rozanov. He doesn’t expect to find Ilya, who thought of jilting him first, at his destination.

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    17 May 2026

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    It’s a long winded road of misunderstanding before Hollanov (arranged marriage) get back together. Started with a jilted wedding and straight into honeymoon.

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    16 May 2026

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    Journey of one Ilya Hollander-Rozanov trying to soft launch his marriage and gain a Canadian citizenship. Good chunk of it includes the time of Covid

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    Scott texts Kip that he’s bringing Shane back to the apartment. “Hey, I kind of have a big favor to ask you and I need you to be supportive about it.”
    Kip replies almost immediately, “That sounds ominous, is everything okay?”
    “I don’t know,” Scott decides to be honest, “You know how I’m shooting that commercial with Shane Hollander today?”
    “Yes…” He can practically feel Kip’s anxiety leaking into that one text.
    “Well, I think something happened to him. Something bad. I’m bringing him back to the apartment.”

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    Shane and Scott are supposed to be doing a commercial together but Scott notices that Shane’s acting… off. He finds out what happened in Vegas and forces Ilya to fix it.

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    16 May 2026

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    Scott is an overworked dad who has to take baby gays Hollanov under his wings and teach them about safe sex and aftercare

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    It's 2023.
    Ottawa has a real chance at the cup again this year.
    First win could've been luck but a second one in a row would cement their reputation.
    And if these few remaining games go right, they will be looking at back-to-back wins.
    Shane might be the first player in MHL history who has consecutive wins in two different teams.
    He will never do anything to jeopardize that opportunity.
    But his body. Something's happening... Not to mention his temper.
    It can probably wait until after they get the cup though.
    Probably.

    Or, it’s Shane’s second season with the Centaurs and he’s getting that cup, no matter what his body’s screaming at him. Ilya’s more stressed about it than he is. They get the cup and a pretty amazing souvenir out of it by the end of the season though.

    Set in a universe where everyone can get pregnant. Men just need time and “effort” for their bodies to adjust to being a carrier. It usually takes a while and is normally done on purpose. Hollanov is really just that “casually beats the odds” couple.

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    15 May 2026

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    Cryptic pregnancy during hockey season. Hollanov and little Lev!!

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    The flight attendant just shook her head. “No, sir”, she said slowly, enunciating just a tad too much, like they she was talking to a bunch of idiots, “I’m certain that’s not a misspelling. There are two entirely different names on here, I am afraid”

    “They can’t have misspelled it that much, that can’t be true!”, Barrett exclaimed, still laughing.

    But Ilya’s heart dropped as realisation hit.

    She was right.

    There were two entirely different names on there.

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    OR: after Ilya takes Shane's last name, he forgets to book his own flight and the entire team gets a good look at his passport. Which definitely doesn't read "Ilya Rozanov" - no matter how wrongly you might spell Rozanov.

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    15 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Roz changed his last name and forgot to tell team oops.