ScarletJoke



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    Jane 💙🍑: No it is absolutely an order.

    Hayezzz: Gotta say Shane, I don’t think you can enforce this?

    Jane 💙🍑: Watch me
    Jane 💙🍑: Ilya.

    Cap’n: Young. Bagskates for every unreciprocated blowjob

    HarristheGOAT: WHAT THE FUCK.
    HarristheGOAT: Why am I opening to chat to Ilya and Shane imposing sexual punishment on the rookies?!?!
    HarristheGOAT: What. The. Fuck. THAT IS NOT OKAY. THAT IS SO FAR FROM OKAY.

    DownBadBarrett: BABE. BABE ITS OK!

    HarristheGOAT: NO IT ABSOLUTELY IS NOT TROY BARRETT.

    DownBadBarrett: Scroll up babe… I promise it’s not like that.
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    One of the rookies goes to Ilya for some advice.
    Ilya immediately shames him in the group chat.
    Shane has some opinions.

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    07 Oct 2026

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    It's embarrassing enough that Shane wanders off his hiking trail and goes missing for two days, but thanks to Hayden's big mouth, everyone knows he was recently dumped, and they have a lot of wrong opinions about why Shane disappeared.

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    03 Oct 2026

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    Shane is not having an easy time doing press now that he plays for the Centaurs. He asks Ilya to help, resulting in a bet. Ilya's reward if he breaks? A secret.

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    03 Oct 2026

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    Shane Hollander didn't mean to become a gay icon, he meant to become a hockey player. The gay thing was just...incidental, or whatever. Who better to help him cope with this mixed bag of deeply complicated emotions and inadvertent responsibility while introducing Shane to the joyous parts of Queer Culture than a group chat with queer hockey players and the substantially better halves?

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    26 Sep 2026

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    Shane rolls his eyes while he types. You have the wrong number.

    Unknown: ok lol. wyd later

    Shane: Dude, knock it off. I’m not whoever you think I am.

    Unknown: then howd you know im a dude? if i am “stranger”...

    Shane braces one of his elbows on the doorframe. Trust me, I can tell. Hoping it’ll scare them off, he adds, I’m also a guy. Just FYI.

    But all they come back with is:

    Unknown: oh yea? r u hot?

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    11 Sep 2026