SleepingPatterns
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There is a woman sprawled across Rozanova’s bed. Between her thighs, Shane can see Lilya’s head bobbing. The woman has her fingers in Rozanova’s curls, pulling—
Shane finds out that Lilya’s pre-game ritual is eating pussy.
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“You’d better be careful,” Caitlyn put a bit of edge into her voice, “you forget, I could spit in your coffee.”
Vi’s teasing stuttered to a halt and her cheeks flushed.
“Joke’s on you,” she said, clearly attempting to sound casual, “I could be into that shit.”
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Early in their relationship, Vi had been going down on Caitlyn, her thumb running soft, teasing circles around Caitlyn’s clit, her tongue pressing in, again and again—Caitlyn was delirious with it.
“Oh god, god—please—put it in already!”
Vi had stopped dead.
“What do you mean, put it in already,” she’d asked. Her voice had lost the breathy edge it had had when she’d been sweet talking Caitlyn earlier. “Put what in, exactly.”Vi was trying to compensate for something, and unlike Caitlyn’s ex-boyfriends, Vi wasn’t insecure about her height.
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Arcane Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Lesbian?! by SleepingPatterns
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
07 Feb 2025
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“You know, there’s an old wives' tale that if you turn thirty and you’re a virgin…” Jinx waved jazz hands for dramatic effect, “you get magical powers.”
“Jinx! First of all, you’re fucking gross. Second of all,” Vi tried not to sound overly defensive, “I’m not a virgin!”
She was, in fact, a virgin.Or
Cherry Magic AU
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To the Moon and Back by b33x, BastardlyOctoberSon, SleepingPatterns
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
28 Oct 2020
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Rzhavyi is an eighteen year old student at a technical college. Fighting comes as easily to him as breathing, and he lives by a code. Topor is twenty-one and recently discharged from the army. He's a drift racer, and couldn't care less about Rzhavyi's concept of fairness. The only thing they have in common is that they both live in aging apartment blocks in the middle of Russia, and that they are incapable of sharing the courtyard situated between them.
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- Part 1 of To the Moon and Back
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To the Moon and Back by b33x, BastardlyOctoberSon, orphan_account, SleepingPatterns
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
28 Oct 2020
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Lily looked deliberately over Jane’s shoulder at that, her delicate fingers running through her smooth, ash blonde hair. She had started bleaching it a few years earlier.
“Sure,” she laughed, sharp and flinty, “When are we not fighting?”
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Jane and Lily as WAGs
Bookmarked by SleepingPatterns
29 May 2026
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https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/223224411
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In the End by mar1p0sa_papp1l0n
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
03 Feb 2026
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Shane will be the one to get dementia, in the end, once the disease progresses. He’ll be the one who forgets, in the final stages. It’s unfair, so fucking unfair, but Ilya can’t cry about it in front of their daughters or in front of Shane’s parents. So he gets up from the table and slams the patio door, pats himself down for a cigarette he knows won’t be there until his fingers find his mother’s cross laying heavy against his collarbone.
Or, Ilya and Shane, and Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy (CTE). A series of vignettes.
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- Part 1 of Remembering to not Forget
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my momsold me to Scott Hunter, a Shane Hollander fanfiction by luulapants, mockspeed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
04 May 2026
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rpfactorfiction
Oh my god, I didn't know there were any copies of this left on the internet. For those who don't know, this is like. This is a foundational text of hockey RPF. This is from before hockey RPF was really a thing even. It's from the mid-aughts and wasn't posted to a fanfiction website. Instead, OP dropped this insane RPF manifesto onto a normal ass hockey fan forum (which no longer exists) then deleted their account like two days later. Just handed this to a bunch of jocks and hockey bros and dipped. Legendary shit. Like, I don't think this kid even knew what fanfiction was, the fucking hand of god just compelled him to write about being an MLH player's sex slave and show it to the world. I pray every day that this insane child actually made it to the MLH and got to meet Scott Hunter.
So maybe Shane had a little crush on Scott Hunter in his younger years. So maybe he anonymously posted online about it once. So maybe it had become an internet legend and a running joke in the MLH.
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and never get dizzy by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Apr 2026
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“Uh, hello,” Ilya says when the cat rises up on its legs and stretches, back bending and paws curling down. Its ears flick and it gives him a dour sort of mwor in return. Witches have familiars, Ilya knows that. And this is a perfect spot for a familiar to be, on the stoop of the witch's house. Logic follows that the cat must be the witch's familiar.
So he says, very politely, “Shane is expecting us,” even though he has no idea if that’s true or not.
The cat yawns, tiny sharp teeth flashing at Ilya. Its ears flick again and then it curls up into a ball of fur, right there on the brick wall despite the fact that they’re hurtling towards the end of November and it’s fucking freezing outside.
“Is that good or bad, do you think,” Ilya asks Seryozha in Russian, gesturing at the cat when the familiar doesn’t move again except to curl its tail over the tip of its pink nose.
Seryozha’s phone screen flashes white in the darkness. That is a cat, he types, and Ilya scowls. It’s a fucking magical cat.
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- Part 12 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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we could get better mileage by twnkwlf
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Mar 2026
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"Have you ever gotten someone pregnant?"