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Hot Tourist Destinations In Your Neighbourhood by Anonymous
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Marvel Cinematic Universe
31 Mar 2026
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The Rift is big, mysterious, and decidedly not a proper (or legal) interserver portal. Of course it isn't. Grian literally built it in his basement and doesn't remember a good part of the process.
It's genuinely impressive that it's functional at all. Scar certainly didn't expect it to be when he touched it.
Oh well. They were due for a vacation anyway, weren't they?
(or: In which the Rift spits out three Hermits in the middle of Antarctica, a couple of weeks after the battle of New York. Stranded in a server larger than anything they've seen before, disconnected from the Hub and built on different rules than what they're familiar with, finding their way back home proves much more difficult than previously assumed — how do you even build an interserver portal in the middle of a deadzone while the world's code fights you every step of the way? Dealing with just one of these things is difficult enough.
And that's without throwing shady government plots, persistent superheroes and long-dead gods into the mix. The Admin Training Camp didn't prepare Grian for this.)
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- Part 1 of Minecraft Extended Universe
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23 May 2026
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An SMP can mean many things to a player.
It can mean a good time. A place to retreat when private servers and test worlds just don't live up to expectations. It can mean war, murder, and griefing. It can mean friends, games, and challenges. The list goes on and on.
But one SMP means... a bit more to its residents.
It means family.
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Each Hermits journey to finding Hermitcraft and how they built a family out of a very strange assortment of blocks.
Now featuring plot!
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23 May 2026
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A month before their 15th birthday, Mabel and Dipper make a frantic call to their parents. There’s no way they could be serious, right?! It had to be a joke! No way were they moving here.
“This is Emelia Pines, may I ask who’s calling?”
“Mom. What – ” “Hi Mama!!”
“Oh my babies hi hi hi hellooo!” she cooed, stifling a laugh. “How has your week been? Did you get our letter?”
“YES!” Mabel shouted “Is it true?! Are we actually really real moving?!?! We’ve been going super duper bonkers crazy all morning!!!”
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- Part 2 of Next Time on Gravity Falls
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09 May 2026
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Mumbo's gone missing, and Grian and Scar go in search of him -- first with annoyance, and then with increasing worry as it becomes clear that Mumbo hasn't just forgotten about their hangout plans... something has gone wrong. Meanwhile, high above HC-S9, something awakens in the digital mind of the Hermitheus... and it isn't pleased with the world it discovers.
AKA: the fic where vex!Scar and watcher!Grian go after an evil Grumbot who's kidnapped Mumbo Jumbo.
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04 May 2026
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The blue axolotl drifted through its sea grass, resting in the fronds. A ray of light glinted off of its iridescent surface. This one had bright orange fins waving against its head. It looked vibrant - clean skin, healthy fins, lots of motion.
It looked nothing like Xisuma.
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can we free X from the evil X manipulation now? In this fic, andything can hadplen.
aka Boatem crew goes Full Protection mode on their Admin. Evilex is evil, and the Empire is...well. You'll have to wait and see.- Language:
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27 Apr 2026