Ssaltine
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Cold Front, Heat Sink, and Something in the Middle by Ssaltine
Fandoms: Just Roll With It (Podcast)
22 Jul 2022
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Chip refuses to sleep. Jay and Gillion force him to reconsider. Shenanigans and feelings ensue.
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In which Rhys attempts to steal one thing from Handsome Jack and finds himself with another.
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- Part 1 of Fools
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20 Feb 2026
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Hello, My Lovely by Dreadmartha
Fandoms: Problem Sleuth (Webcomic), The Intermission, Stab Dads - Fandom, Homestuck
20 Feb 2022
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Spades Slick has disappeared! Can Hearts Boxcars and Pickle Inspector find him before time runs out? Can they come together to save Slick and the lives of Team Sleuth? Can something more grow between them, or must they set aside love to go on with life in Midnight City?
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20 Feb 2026
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5 Times Laurent and Makoto Hooked up + the 1 Time it Meant Something by grepres (nnivanfields)
Fandoms: Great Pretender (Anime)
24 Oct 2020
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It always starts with pools and great scenery, doesn't it? They should know that casual sex doesn't ever stay casual. Does what happens in Vegas really stay in Vegas?
My 5+1 contribution to the Great Pretender and Edaurent fanbase, and also my shameless excuse to write a bunch of porn.
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27 Jun 2023
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Invader Zim AU: Dib Membrane came to Foodcourtia in search of adventure and delicious snacks. He found adventure in the form of a tiny frycook named Zim (and he found snacks in the form of Vort Dogs). Together, they break Zim out of Foodcourtia and strike a deal to get themselves back from the outskirts of Irken-known space. The only problem: Zim's hiding something, and Dib's too lovestruck to care.
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29 Sep 2022
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the end is here (and we do it a hundred times over) by placebythering
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
07 Oct 2022
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Steve jolts awake, staring up into the dull beige of the camper’s ceiling. There’s a distinct brown stain, likely from a leak. The cushion of the back seat is hard against his back, and if he strains he could hear yelling and laughing from the outside.
He wonders if he’s finally lost his fucking mind.
--or, Steve relives the day of the end over and over again.
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15 Aug 2022