SweetButterySpaceJesus
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Blitz is a stripper, one day a client (a goetia no less) asks for a hug. That's it. That's the plot.
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Stede has other plans. The alpha frowns, disappointed by the attitude of the omega. Of course, Izzy had to turn this into a cold job, a mere transaction. He didn't expect anything more or anything less from Izzy. So used to giving orders, all hard edges and anger. He’s done with the omega, he will take none of this. Izzy is sorely mistaken if he thinks this is going to go this way. He will show him who’s the captain here. The alpha looks at Izzy from his place, leaning back on the edge of his bed with his pillow throne. His eyes are on Izzy, his prey.
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Izzy Hands never thought he would be having coffee and working with Stede fucking Bonnet. The annoying man that tried to correct everything Izzy said. So when Profesor Goodman paired them both up for the big project of his subject, Izzy immediately cursed the god that had given him this luck. What was worse... it worked. So almost every day, Izzy and Stede would meet up in the same coffee shop, order the same drinks and work.
After they wrapped up the project, Izzy couldn't stand to change his routine.
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Wages earned and lessons learned by SweetButterySpaceJesus
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
21 May 2023
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Stede centric - Media AU, domesticity, hurt/confort.
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"You can't protect me from everything.”
“I can try.”
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- Part 3 of Steddy Hands week (I tried)
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Izzy centric - fluff, secret, classic trope (soulmate!Au).
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There is a popular belief in the pirate world that Izzy Hands is such a compassionless inhumane man that he doesn't have a soulmate. His heart is so cold that it cannot contain the existence of love. That belief, of course, is false. Izzy Hands does have a soulmate... but that soulmate doesn't have him marked on his skin. It's something that hadn't been seen before, something that no one had documented, of course, it had to happen to Izzy.Series
- Part 2 of Steddy Hands week (I tried)
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Scoundrel Versus by No_Frigate_Like_A_Book
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 May 2026
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AU in which Anakin didn't become Vader, the Skywalker twins grew up to become (somewhat unconventional) Jedi Knights, and because the Force has a sense of humor, Leia and Han still fell for one another. What happens next for Han is the inevitable step all boyfriends must take: meeting your girlfriend's family. It just so happens that Leia is surrounded by THE heroes who just saved the galaxy, including none other than Anakin Skywalker, who has a lot of thoughts about this "Han Solo" fellow his daughter likes so much.
This will be a five-part series, with each fic roughly the same length. Details about the next installation in the series will be unveiled upon the conclusion of the preceding fic. Each fic will be written to be read as a standalone if desired, but there will be escalating stakes and continuity that makes more sense when read chronologically.
Follow along with this series if you want to go on this journey with me!
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Bookmarked by SweetButterySpaceJesus
12 May 2026
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How do you investigate a case where the detective is the prime suspect? How do you investigate a case that may determine the future of Revachol? Immediately after the events in Martinaise, Harry and Kim are tasked to investigate the death of a child found in Le Royaume. What seems to be a cut-and-dry case quickly turns into something much deeper, both for the detectives' past - and their future.
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Bookmarked by SweetButterySpaceJesus
13 Feb 2026
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What was supposed to be an average bachelor party for Prince Stolas turns into a crazy adventure as he finds himself married to a figure from his past. He hadn't thought to ever see Blitz again, but now he finds himself tied to him in unholy matrimony and trying to navigate the crazy place such a match finds them both.
Blitz wasn't expecting to wake up with bed of a Prince of Hell, let alone one he had spent the day with many years ago as friends. Now, here he is tied to a member of Hell's royalty and uncertain whether this is something he should even want.
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Bookmarked by SweetButterySpaceJesus
20 Feb 2025
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An accidental text ropes Blitzo, a snarky imp stuck in a boarding school for troubled youth, into chatting with Stolas, a sickly Ars Goetia prince juggling royal expectations and an arranged marriage.
What starts as sarcastic banter escalates into something suspiciously like love, but their shared past, conveniently ignored, looms over them.
Together, they fumble through a tangled mess of love, rejection fears, identity crises, and the overly rigid boundaries of their ridiculously mismatched worlds.
Bookmarked by SweetButterySpaceJesus
29 Dec 2024
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Stolas is trying to focus on dealing with his divorce and moving on from Blitzø. He ends up getting the attention of a mysterious marquis.
Bookmarked by SweetButterySpaceJesus
14 Nov 2024