TasteOfTangerine



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    Hazy: Okay, I just talked with Harris.

    Hazy: Ugly pants exchange for the next away game is a go.

    Shane: Didn't we just do this?

    Shane: Are we really going to subject ourselves to this again?

    Bood: Those were shirts, Hollander. 👕

    Bood: These are pants. 👖

    Bood: See the difference?

    Shane: There is not enough difference in the world to make me want to do this again.

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    15 Sep 2026

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    ilyahollanderrozanov81 ✅
    Here is an incomplete list of things about my husband that absolutely do not turn me on
    ↳ shanehollanderhockeyplayer ✅ Ilya no
    ↳ harrisdrover ✅ Ilya no
    ↳ troybarrett ✅ Ilya no
    ↳ haydenpike35 ✅ Ilya no
    ↳ rose.landry ✅ Ilya YES

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    14 Sep 2026

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    “Fucking teach me, Shane”, Ilya breathed into his neck. He felt Shane shiver underneath him.
    “What?”
    “All these bad dates you go on when I'm right here. Teach me how to make you feel good. Please.”


    Inspired by the tweet by @honallov:
    "virgin ilya who is (not so) secretly so obsessed with his roommate shane and he gets jealous so so easily when shane goes on dates and one time shane comes home from a shitty date and ilya is like please please please I could do better just teach me I'll be good"

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    13 Sep 2026

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    “I have to go. Unlike you, I take this job seriously,” Shane says stiffly: “But this doesn’t end here, Rozanov.”

    The smirk on Rozanov’s face makes him want to crawl out of his skin: “Oh, wait, before you leave—one last thing.”

    Shane is already facing the doors, ready to leave, but he turns around one last time.

    “What?”

    The man looks amused: “Do you want to grab a drink after work?”

    “Oh, fuck off.”

    “Then back to my place, maybe?”

    Shane slams the office doors behind him as he exits. The entire floor stares at him as he angrily walks towards the elevators.

    Or the one where Shane Hollander is very good at his job.

    He’s less good at ignoring his CFO, the most insufferable man he’s ever met.

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    13 Sep 2026

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    When Ilya answers, he’s greeted with a whimpered moan that goes straight to his head, leaving him reeling like he’s just thrown back another shot. His mouth drops open, the cigarette dangling stupidly from his lower lip for a second until he plucks it free with his other hand.

    Holy fuck. He must be dreaming. But the rough breaths filtering into his ear are too real, tethering him tightly to the moment.

    “Jane,” he murmurs, gleeful and shocked. “This is not like you.”

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    Or: after Shane confesses that he can struggle to get off if he's too stressed, Ilya suggests he should just call him next time. He doesn't think Shane would ever be desperate enough to go through with it.

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    09 Sep 2026