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The phone buzzed again, just as an idea buzzed into their head. A smile broke out on their face. Of course! It was such a simple plan – and with no foreseeable repercussions!
Dee was going to help all these lonely souls! Well, erh - if they still had souls.
´ཀ` ´ཀ` ´ཀ`TLDR: The Cashier decides they don't want to spend eternity with any of the eligible bachelors. Instead they lie, and make them all show up at Viktor's, thinking they'd make great friends for each other. Chaos ensues.
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Someone comes knocking the morning after.
They're split apart.
Rody can hardly take it anymore.
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- Part 3 of Better than...
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Better than nothing, better than anything by TheGoblinRat
Fandoms: Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game)
23 Jan 2026
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Rody wakes up next to the man who killed his lover.
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- Part 2 of Better than...
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You heard about "Time works differently in the Theraprism" now get ready for "TIME DOESN'T WORK DIFFRENTLY IN THE THERAPRISM - WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT'S BEEN 300 YEARS?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S DEAD?!"
That's right! Bill gets busted out of his Axolotl mandated therapy only to realize his arch-nemesis and favorite human is dead, gone and buried. He doesn't take kindly to that fact, and decides that chronological time is for losers who doesn't know how to make sweet deals.
Now if only he could get his stupid, spiteful, stuck-up, stubborn, snarky human to take him back! I mean really- What's his problem? Bill said he was sorry. Okay he didn't, but that's what he meant! Maybe. Sort of.
But-really-if-you-think-about-it-it's-Stanford's-own-fault-and-Bill-was-just-
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Better than the alternative by TheGoblinRat
Fandoms: Dead Plate (RachelDrawsThis Video Game)
25 Nov 2025
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Vincent had noticed the missing freezer key, the dirty footprints on his pristine floors and the light snuffling noises from behind the heavy door.
He didn’t know why he’d let it get to this point. Semantics, probably.
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In which Vincent hesistates and Rody is oh so very desperate to keep on living.Based loosely around the Best Served Cold Ending.
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- Part 1 of Better than...
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Part 1 & 2 & 3 of my Dead Plate Fanfiction in which Rody and Vincent are in a very, very toxic relationship. But really what was there to expect from them.
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Mumukshutva: an intense longing for liberation. A bereaved and deeply depressed Giles find his dreams far more welcoming than real life.
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When Giles returns to the watcher's council, he brings Ethan with him.
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- Part 1 of Chaotic Love
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Harry Potter and the Live Laugh Love Sign in the Basement by onlydance
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2021
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Harry spends his summer with his fugitive godfather and his former professor who is a jobless werewolf. It's probably the best summer he's ever had.
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- Part 1 of onlydance's Harry Potter works
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22 Feb 2026
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Stanford Pines did not know how he ended up here.
“Hiya, Fordsy! Welcome to the Theraprism, where I reign supreme with my loyal henchman by my side while we plot our inevitable escape! Wanna meet one? It sure wants to meet you!”
“Bill. That's a sock puppet.”
“Look, Stanford, I'm working with limited material here.”
But, he mused, maybe there was a way he could make this work.(aka: the one wherein ford is visiting his (ex)-husband in prison)
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01 Feb 2026
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Wedding Night by bunnyboy_16
Fandoms: Dracula & Related Fandoms, Dracula - Bram Stoker (Novel 1897)
03 Sep 2025
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Dracula and Jonathan get married wowwww
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30 Jan 2026