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    Mustang stopped Dumbledore with an extended hand, “You seem awfully concerned Headmaster. Considering, this has nothing to do with you.”

    Dumbledore leveled him with an inscrutable stare, “I’m not sure I understand what you're asking, Professor.”

    Mustang froze for a total of fifty seconds. Then he spoke, “Does this bring you some sort of satisfaction? Relieve compunction?" Mustang pursed his lips, brow contouring a face overburdened by contemplation, "I've found at times that taking the whole world onto your shoulders is the only way to make one’s own burdens feel more bearable. To find a… balance. So, what I'm asking? Is that what this is to you, Headmaster? Balance?"

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    01 Mar 2026

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    Old Ben fights and finds enlightenment out in the sandy expanse. He meets Death as an old friend, knowing it is his time.

    The Skywalkers, of course, disagree.

    Obi-Wan Kenobi is punted back to his first Illum trip with all of the experience and wisdom of his old life after he has come to terms with everything and is basically an actual old wise-man. He blames (correctly) the Skywalkers and their ridiculousness for this, but realized he can change events and help lots of people.

    He is Ben Skywalker, and he has people to protect... but he's also eleven, and that's a tough age.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Vader had helped Luke defeat the emperor and died for it. But instead of turning into a force ghost and lining up to watch his children's triumph like a judgmental, force-powered peanut gallery, Vader opened his eyes to the twin suns of Tatooine. Made to kneel before Jabba's throne, the only thing Vader could think of was that this was an apt punishment.

    It being 45 BBY, a pity only that neither Tatooine nor the galaxy were prepared for a full-fledged Sith lord.

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    28 Dec 2025

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    the chronological compilation of all the 'do or do not' snippets and ficlets

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    When Obi-Wan dies by Anakin's hand, he expects that to be the end.

    It is not.

    When he opens his eyes again, all of thirteen but with forty extra years of experience, not even the dust, dread, and death on Melidaan can stand in his way. Obi-Wan had seen the worst that the galaxy had to offer twice over - he'll be damned if he lets everything happen the same way for the second time.

    Enter one Jedi Master Yan Dooku, the lynchpin to so many of the galaxy's darkest turns in the future-that-was. Torn between a Master who doesn't seem to want him and a man wearing the face of the Sith who had once tortured him, Obi-Wan makes a choice.

    Everything changes.

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    10 Nov 2025

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    If there was ever a time that Edward regretted staying in the military, it was now. Not only does he have to try and capture some potential rogue alchemist that could possibly be skirting the lines of the taboo, but he has to also act as a diplomat for the new and improved country of Amestris.

    This was so gonna suck.

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    24 Oct 2025