TheNeonPirate
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"I can be anything you want me to be."
"You. I just want you."
"Anything except that."
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OR: stripper au where max is a broke uni student and charles is the hot f1 driver that wanders into his club
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What Could Have Been (What Will Come To Be) by TheNeonPirate
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF, Helldivers (Video Game)
22 Mar 2024
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“Do you remember what we said we were going to do after the war?” Charles found himself asking, voice soft.
Max hummed. “Move back to super earth, right?”
Charles nodded. “Yeah, and get a house with a white picket fence.”
“With some pets? I'm thinking cats.”
“And both of us getting boring desk jobs that we complain about every day?” Charles asked, a smile on his face.
“You can get a desk job,” Max responded with a snort, his own smile nearly blinding Charles in its beauty. “I’m going to be a mechanic. Maybe open my own garage, how does that sound?”
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There used to be something here.
OR: I was trying to practice landscape description and used the idea of someone exploring the nether. Enjoy!
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Mutt drags Graves to his room for some fun
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Rose volunteers for a nonprofit that rescues sex-trafficked omegas, and Shane thinks it's a great cause. He even attends their fundraising galas.
Then, one night, Rose calls to ask for a favor: She wants Shane to let a recently-rescued male omega live with him. In his apartment.
His name is Ilya, Rose explains, and the thing is, despite omega hormone levels, he acts and smells just like an alpha. He can't keep staying in an omega group home because he's scaring the other omegas and endangering the staff.
But he could live with Shane, Rose insists. "You're a big strong alpha hockey player, so he can't intimidate you physically. But also he needs to feel safe, which he can with you, because you're not like other alphas." She pauses. "You know?"
By which she means Shane has never had a full rut, his scent glands barely work, he can't form a knot, and he has no interest in sticking his dick in anyone. Which, whatever. It's fine.
But if being a failure as an alpha means he can help this omega, Ilya, who's apparently as much of a biological anomaly as Shane is…
Shane says yes.
And maybe it's a stupid decision. But he knows that it's also the right one.
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20 May 2026
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Hold me like water (Hold me like a knife) by AUniverseThatDoesntCare
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
16 May 2026
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“Mmm you do make me feel good don't you?” Shane asked, pulling himself off his fingers completely with a soft sigh. “You know just how I like it, make me whine and moan so loud don't you?”
“I do, I do, please Shane– please let me make you come, please I need it so bad.” Ilya begged. He was pretty sure he wouldn't even need to touch himself, just watching Shane fall apart would send him hurtling over the edge he had been dangling over for so long.
“You know what else makes me feel good?” Shane asked, reaching across the bed for the purple dildo that had been sat otherwise untouched.
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Or; Shane Hollander dresses up for D&D and drives ilya wild
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18 May 2026
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into the woods by brozanov (notyoongs)
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
22 Mar 2026
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he wants to be good for ilya, he always does, but right now, he has a part to play. and when ilya gets that dark, disapproving look in his eyes as shane disobeys, he's reminded precisely why he had thought up this particular scenario in the first place.
he wants ilya to take what he wants, regardless of what shane wants. he wants ilya to force him, to not listen to him, to chase his own pleasure without any regard for shane's. and he knows ilya is getting very, very close to doing just that.
(or: shane wants a break and enter roleplay, and ilya is all too happy to oblige. featuring cnc, primal play, and all things rough, wet, and messy.)
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13 May 2026
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honey, let's do it! by apricating
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 May 2026
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"As long as you want. It's your birthday after all."
"And what if you're, like, doing something?"
"Well, lyubov, I don't really have plans of doing anything except making it the best day ever," Ilya laughed. "But if I am busy... it doesn't matter. It's your gift – you get to decide when to use it."
"Oh," is all Shane said again.
Ilya's gift to Shane this year is himself. He really shouldn't have been so surprised that Shane would go above and beyond to make it his best birthday yet.
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11 May 2026
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how to fall in love with a loon by grabmyboner, shillanov
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
01 Apr 2026
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Shane’s gone for the week. Ilya finds a loon in his tomato patch, one with freckles a bit too familiar and an apparent affinity for hockey.
Or, the long-awaited loon!Shane fic.
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- Part 19 of Hollanov
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09 May 2026