ThePerfectAmountOfAlmonds

The Redanian flag illustrated in the style of Geralt of Rivia



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  1. Public Bookmark 27

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    Geralt thought that retirement meant the end of surprises.

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    Geralt and Eskel have been tasked with the odious job of escorting two higher vampires over a virtual minefield of toxic waste and zombies all in the name of a possible cure. Things will go fine, as long as nobody leaves Geralt and Regis unsupervised for long.

    Slow burn brotp in which Geralt hates Regis but gets over it and everyone is in cool futuristic armor because I have no chill.

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    A man Regis recognised as the famed White Wolf would come into his coffee shop every day at four, order a black coffee with two sugars, and situate himself at the corner-most table with a pile of manilla envelopes and that days newspaper. He didn't try to engage the staff in conversation, nor did he pay the other patrons any mind. He would sit in that corner for three hours and do nothing but read.

    Regis had thought, at first, that he had come to scope out the location of his next job. He had good reason to be nervous, as the establishment was not only owned by a vampire, but entirely run by them.

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    24 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 48

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    The prospect of Regis leaving bites into Geralt with a sting he didn’t expect. Somehow he didn’t think of this before, and that, he tells himself, is what this pain must be: the surprise of it. He doesn’t want to hold Regis against his will, not by any means. But if Geralt can stall a bit longer, surely he’ll grow accustomed to the idea of their parting, better steel himself for their goodbye.

    All he needs is a little more time.

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    22 Sep 2025

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    When a contract gets complicated, Geralt doesn’t get much time to prepare for what might happen. It’s hard to figure things out when you are questioning reality. But even after the time to question has passed, there is still one more challenge to overcome. Telling Regis how he feels.

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