They_Them_Mayhem



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    “Adrian will understand,” Rocky says confidently. “Will be excited to meet alien. Will be excited to meet person who brought me home.”

    “Yeah, and I'm excited to meet them too, but after that!” Is this a translation error? A cultural miscommunication? How is Rocky not getting it? “You're partners. They're not going to want some alien around while you're, like… going on dates and all that.”

    “Does not mean no time for Grace.” Rocky’s starting to sound frustrated. Part of me feels bad, but the rest is just as frustrated. “Why think this, question? On Earth, just abandon friends when have mate, question?”

    It's so clearly a rhetorical question, to which the answer is obviously supposed to be no, of course not. I freeze up anyway.

    or: rocky HATE amatonormativity

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    in which a myriad of things force Robert to face his lifelong eating disorder

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    Visi was about to put her hand on Robert's shoulder to steady him when he suddenly lunged forward. Before she knew what was happening she was lying on the ground, Robert kneeling on top of her.

    "Rob–"

    She didn't get a chance to finish. With a precision that should've been impossible for a temporarily blinded man, he pulled his arm back and punched her in the throat.

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    Or: Three times Z-Team realizes just how much Robert fights like a feral creature.

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    Five times the Z-team learned something new (and fucked up) about Robert's body, and the one time they did something about it.

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    Silco told the Council, “I want him, too. That’s my final condition.”

    “For what purpose?” asked Heimerdinger as his fluffy eyebrows narrowed. “He’s a valuable assistant.”

    Don’t reveal how much you want him, Silco told himself, lounging casually in his seat. Don’t let the Piltovians know how valuable Viktor truly is as a scientist and a powerful magician if all they’re using him for is assistance. “He’s handsome.” Silco shrugged. “I want to fuck him.”

    Silco, King of Zaun, steals a mage from Piltover's court. But as soon as they return to Zaun, the solemn young man whom Silco threatened to fuck in front of the Council turns playful. Viktor is cheery, mischievous, and a bit of a tease. Silco can only hold out for so long.

    *Now with fanart from the incredibly talented Gnu on Bluesky!!*

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