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    CROWLEY: I try not to make a habit of gratitude, but I must give our appreciation to everyone out there who’s been listening and subscribing to The Ineffable Plan.
    AZIRAPHALE: Ooh, yes, we’ve become quite popular, haven’t we?
    CROWLEY: Yeah, just hit number eight on the advice charts … No advertising at all.
    AZIRAPHALE: Mm. How … miraculous.
    CROWLEY: … Aziraphale. You did not.

     

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are very possibly the people least qualified, on the entire planet, to start up an advice podcast.

    But what else is there to do when the world isn’t ending anytime soon, you’re technically on indefinite sabbatical from your lifelong careers, and you need a plausible excuse to spend more time with your best friend who you’re definitely not, absolutely not, maybe just a little, actually maybe overwhelmingly in love with?

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    15 Oct 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Is cute

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    Jesus is returning to Earth, in a new form. Aziraphale has taken it upon himself to ensure Christ's second visit to the planet goes very differently.

    Crowley is dealing with Hell on Earth, while under the protection of humans with water guns, an ex Prince of Hell and an annoyingly charismatic ex Supreme Archangel.

    They both find out they've had more friends on their side than they ever would have guessed.

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    27 Sep 2024

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    When Julie landed her position as a songwriter at the Hollywood Ghost Club, her boss offered to pull some strings to get her a discounted apartment nearby. He talked about the place’s excellent acoustics and how a bunch of his most talented souls enjoyed the atmosphere.

    Unfortunately, he did not mention the drafty windows.

    Or the faulty wiring.

    Or the ghost chilling in her fridge.

    His name is Luke, and her apartment used to be his before he died.

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    11 Sep 2024

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    Reggie's fingers //hurt//. The notes are dragged out of him painfully by Caleb's magic. The bassist doesn't know how long he's been playing, but the red on the neck of his instrument isn't just wood stain anymore. He didn't even know ghosts //could// bleed.

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    08 Sep 2024

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    Save my sweet boy. Chapter 8

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    Years after the Labyrinth, Sarah wakes up to find herself chained up in an Underground dungeon... and an injured Goblin King is her cellmate. They've been chosen to participate in a 'ceremony', but why is Jareth so against it?

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    16 May 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Very sweet, with just enough angst. Doesn't "do it" for me, but cute as shit.