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    "i don't know if they could've put a flap in the door of the cupboard, now that i think about it," harry laughs nervously. "dunno if it would've fit onto it. since it's smaller than the bedroom door." 

    hermione and ron's heads both shoot up. 

    "what?" ron asks. 

    "excuse me?" hermione says. 

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    04 May 2026

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    Petunia Evans is convinced Lily and James will ruin the Evans-Dursley family’s Boxing Day lunch. Lily is inclined to believe her sister, especially considering the ruinous dinner she and James had with the engaged couple a month prior. In her desperation, she reaches out to Sirius, wanting him to play her new boyfriend, knowing him to be better at reading social cues and fitting in, when he needs to.

    Sirius agrees, determined to show Lily that sometimes what we want isn’t what we need, and to remind her that there is no better partner out there than James Potter.

    Buckle up for a Christmas story which features the dog-obsessed, hateful Marge Dursley, supreme twat-wump Vernon Drusley, judgemental muggle-in-chief Petunia Evans, Sirius “I can fit in with bigoted tossers any day” Black and Lily “I forgot I usually hex jerks” Evans.

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    01 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 42

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    But Steve was shaking by the time they pulled up to the station. Drenched in a cold sweat that plastered his hair to his forehead and his sweater to his shoulder blades.

    “Go grab Robin,” he said to Dustin. He was white-knuckling the steering wheel and he was far too pale. “Tell her I might need her to drive.”

    Robin didn’t know how to drive, but it was a moot point, because Steve wasn’t getting out of the driver’s seat either. She opened the door and they looked at each other in silence, and then he said, “Get in.”

    And he drove them back to his house.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Inexplicably, Steve's hand reaches out to touch the carved letters that don’t even spell out Eddie’s real name. “Fuck. Shitty first date. I mean, if you want it to be. Otherwise, it’s just a talk. Guess you’ll have to tell me sometime.” For a heartbeat, he breathes there, pretends, between inhales and exhales, that the scent of Eddie’s cheap cologne, something spicy and soothing, always mixed with earthy weed, twines into the crests of the wind.

    Murmurs after a fashion, “I think he just misses you. And I miss you, and I miss him. And if you were here, you could roll your eyes with me and say something dumb, and I’d huff, and he’d groan, and we’d laugh. It’s all just... It’s all just broken now."

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    Or, a series of Steve and Dustin moments that bring us from Eddie's death to Stranger Things 5. Or, Dustin is struggling with Steve being alive and Eddie being dead, and Steve is struggling with missing them both.

    Or: 2) Steve sews Dustin’s shirt up when the bullies rip it up. 3) Robin sews Steve up when Dustin rips him up. 4) Dustin can't stop worrying about Steve. 5) After their Vol. 2 fight, Steve breaks down alone. 6) Finally, they hug. 7) Catharsis and naps.

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    22 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    Steve throws the walkie away. Another day without hearing anything, not one word. Routine now, normal, and it’s frightening just how quickly it happened; how easy it was for…

    Sometimes Steve can’t even say his name. It sticks in his throat.

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    22 Dec 2025