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Kurt decides that if he's going to survive high school, he needs the protection joining cheer offers. He prepares for his tryouts seriously, wows the Coach (Impressed her enough to avoid being verbally mutilated) and thinks life will be easygoing from here. And compared to what it could be, its a smooth ride. But high school has a way of kicking you where it hurts no matter who you are.
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“Right, perhaps a former familiar, now turned…whatever you are, could go along with him, keep track of the time so he doesn’t fry?” Laszlo said, reaching over to tap the top of Guillermo’s head in emphasis.
Guillermo wrinkled his nose at the wholesome suggestion. He was a little worried Laszlo was going to suggest they fuck. He should probably be relieved that this was what Laszlo had in mind to help Nandor. “You think I should…take him on a beach date?” He smiled at the thought.
“You said it, not me. But yes, precisely. He needs to be wooed a little. Reassured, perhaps. Show him you’re locked down, so to speak.”
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Or, the fic where Laz shares some of that sunscreen, and Nandor gets a beach day, too.
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“Why do you do it?” Nori asks the fifteenth night in a row when the burns on Elina’s shoulders have grown so angry and blistered and deep that when the merfairies came to collect her they found her passed out from the pain. Elina remains silent for a long time as she attempts to find the words. “I can feel them now,” she says at last, pressing Nori’s fingers to her gills. “And I can’t unfeel it. The water. Sliding in and out.” Like drowning. She presses harder. “I miss when I breathed air.”
(or, what if Mermaidia were a lesbian horror film?)
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Laszlo raised his eyebrows, whistling. “You’ve grown rather big for your britches, haven’t you, old chap?!” He stepped in even closer, and Guillermo fought the urge to step back. “Your tough act might have Nandor swooning, but it’s not gonna work on me.”
Huh?
Before Guillermo could make heads or tails of that statement, his legs were being swept out from under him. With a yelp, he was falling to the floor.
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Laszlo and Guillermo disagree on how to parent baby Colin. Their arguing turns physical.
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To Bear so Vast a Load of Grief by twistofdiscontent
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
13 Aug 2023
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Laszlo is overconfident in his abilities as a "doctor" and thinks diagnosing Guillermo may be as simple as examining him - Guillermo, alternatively, is distinctly traumatized from his turning at Derek's hand, and this comes to a dramatic head during a session with Laszlo.

