Watermelonisgod
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A continuation of my previous art posts :3c
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- Part 3 of Call of Duty Fanart
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Art i have not previously posted and wanted to share ( mostly of König )
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- Part 2 of Call of Duty Fanart
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Just some art i made cus i was bored
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- Part 1 of Call of Duty Fanart
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Small story about Ghost dreaming of his mother when Soap is around
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!!MWIII Spoliers!!
Simon writes about John
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mixed messages by UglyGreenJacket
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
08 Mar 2026
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Hayden: Babe.
Hayden:...do you think Shane could be gay?Jackie: Definitely.
Hayden: Wait, seriously?
Jackie: Yeah, I’ve suspected for years.
Jackie: But why do you think so all of a sudden?Hayden: Okay, we have to come back to that but.
Hayden: I got a message from him that I don’t think was meant for me…Jackie: What did it say?
Hayden: You’re going to make me type it out?
Jackie: Hayden, you’re thirty years old. Type out the message. It can’t be that bad.
Hayden: Something about missing a cock desperately.
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Bookmarked by Watermelonisgod
10 Mar 2026
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Roz
We are good looking and married and in love, is normal to be sexually activeHazy
I’m sorry but no. There’s sexually active and there’s YOU TWOShane
@Hazy I’m confused. We only have sex everyday?Shane
That’s not that much, is it?Dykstra
I can’t tell if you’re joking or not????Shane
How often is normal?Roz
Shut upRoz
Everyone is banned from speakingRoz
No more talking(overly touchy hollanov get an intervention)
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- Part 7 of from the outside
- Part 3 of social media/texting hollanov
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03 Mar 2026
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Never have I ever (wanted someone so bad) by ReileyHeart
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
19 Feb 2026
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A college party devolves into a game of Never Have I Ever and Shane unfortunately has to divulge information about himself he would rather not share. He never wanted anyone to know he had a crush on Ilya. He REALLY never wanted Ilya to know about that crush. What will Ilya do when he does find out?
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- Part 14 of ReileyHeart's FFC 2026
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Bookmarked by Watermelonisgod
19 Feb 2026
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Horangi hooks up with this big nervous dude at the bar. ends the day with eggs in him.
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01 Feb 2026
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The thing was Ilya Rozanov did not give a shit about the proper chain of authority. To be fair, he was an IT guy, replacing their old prick of a technician Theriault who’d gone mad and compromised their entire network because the General Manager’s daughter rejected him, so they weren’t exactly working in one branch and Rozanov did not truly answer to him, but still.
He shouldn’t’ve called Mr. Hollander, the very Head of the very Finance Department, with the golden plaque on the door of his very own office, a collection of designer cravats and a bunch of prestigious certificates along with the letters of gratification from the company, Shane the first time they interacted.
That was precisely the way Hollander had learned about the aforementioned lack of shit Ilya Rozanov gave about subordination.
or, office!au where Shane is a big important head-in-the-ass manager with no sex (or any other personal) life outside of work and Ilya is a new hire who rocks his whole world upside down. Also, Ilya hates but secretly has a thing for him always wearing neckties.