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She never expected much when it came to dying. Maybe a shallow grave at the least, a tabloid headline at most. But instead, she woke up.
“Congratulations, Haruno-san,” came a voice, distant and muffled, as though she were hearing it underwater. “It’s a girl.”
Or, in which a woman who just wanted to die in peace wakes up in a body meant for something else entirely.
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"Think of this as your first s-ranked mission," murmured her shishou, her amber eyes piercing as they narrowed. "Should you fail, it will be the end of Konoha."
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19 May 2026
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“Cha! That’s what you get, asshole!”
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“I thought you were Sasuke.”
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Sakura goes out to hunt down the bastard who dyed all her clothes purple.Itachi was just minding his own business when he gets punched in the face by a monster.
Itachi thinks he found his soulmate.
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19 May 2026
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There is always a high chance, that when you are having a secret sexy arrangment with missing-nin that someone could find out. And then words like 'traitor' and 'spy' could get thrown around. Sakura would very much like to stop any such words from ever being thrown her way so she really does have to tell her dictator about this whole thing.
“I’ve been sleeping with Hoshigaki Kisame,” Sakura blurted out.
Tsunade stared at her, face not changing a millimetre.
“I don’t get the joke,” Tsunade finally said.
If only it was a joke. But there is a story to tell and a safe of dark secrets in the Hokage's office that Sakura never wanted to know about. If she hadn't been stupid enough to sleep with Uchiha Itachi as well she would never have had to know and could of went on in her ignorant bliss.
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With an extra scene with a guest appearance from Sasuke and his arrogant, not-as-pretty-as-Itachi face.
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19 May 2026
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ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way.
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19 May 2026