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She never expected much when it came to dying. Maybe a shallow grave at the least, a tabloid headline at most. But instead, she woke up.
“Congratulations, Haruno-san,” came a voice, distant and muffled, as though she were hearing it underwater. “It’s a girl.”
Or, in which a woman who just wanted to die in peace wakes up in a body meant for something else entirely.
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19 May 2026
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"Think of this as your first s-ranked mission," murmured her shishou, her amber eyes piercing as they narrowed. "Should you fail, it will be the end of Konoha."
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19 May 2026
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“Cha! That’s what you get, asshole!”
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“....”
“I thought you were Sasuke.”
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Sakura goes out to hunt down the bastard who dyed all her clothes purple.Itachi was just minding his own business when he gets punched in the face by a monster.
Itachi thinks he found his soulmate.
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- Part 2 of Sakura's misadventures
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19 May 2026
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There is always a high chance, that when you are having a secret sexy arrangment with missing-nin that someone could find out. And then words like 'traitor' and 'spy' could get thrown around. Sakura would very much like to stop any such words from ever being thrown her way so she really does have to tell her dictator about this whole thing.
“I’ve been sleeping with Hoshigaki Kisame,” Sakura blurted out.
Tsunade stared at her, face not changing a millimetre.
“I don’t get the joke,” Tsunade finally said.
If only it was a joke. But there is a story to tell and a safe of dark secrets in the Hokage's office that Sakura never wanted to know about. If she hadn't been stupid enough to sleep with Uchiha Itachi as well she would never have had to know and could of went on in her ignorant bliss.
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With an extra scene with a guest appearance from Sasuke and his arrogant, not-as-pretty-as-Itachi face.
REWORKED
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19 May 2026
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ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way.
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19 May 2026
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ItaSaku (Post Uchiha Massacre) AU: Some things are destined to be. It just takes a couple of tries to get there.
ItaSaku. Light KakaSaku.
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19 May 2026
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"Forgive me," He says, when a confused sound leaves Sakura's throat. "I am a coward. The things I want to say to you, I can't. So please, read this."
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17 May 2026
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Tobirama is visited by the spirits of the past, present, anf future. He just wished it wasn't people he knew
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A Christmas Carol, except it's Tobirama learning the consequences of his hatred towards the Uchiha.
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17 May 2026
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The one thing Uchiha Izuna was definitely *not* was obsessed with Senju Tobirama.
He barely knew the guy. Yeah.
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17 May 2026
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Tobirama finds out first hand why they call it The Butterfly Effect.
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17 May 2026
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Every time Uchiha Izuna falls in love, a flower blooms on his skin. Senju Tobirama tries to understand what each one means.
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17 May 2026
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“You’re adorable,” Tobirama interrupted him, an eyebrow raised. He hadn’t even bothered to draw his sword.
“…What?”
“Either stop standing on things and being adorable while screaming at me,” the other eyebrow joined the first when Izuna sneered at him. “Or marry me and make it more of my problem.”
Izuna choked. “What?”
“Either stop getting in my face to yell at me while being adorable,” the Senju bastard had the gall to repeat it, somehow, and Izuna almost had to give him credit for that. He really almost did. He had to have done something to Izuna, however, because his face was burning and his hands were shaking. “Or marry me and make it my problem forever.” He crossed his arms over his chest, shrugging as if he hadn’t just suggested something impossible. “Your choice.”
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Why you should figure out how to properly accommodate height differences during war.
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17 May 2026
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Senju Tobirama and Uchiha Izuna have never had a reason to meet.
Until now.
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17 May 2026
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Really who would have thought he would need to make his wishes clear that he shouldn't be married off to Tobirama Senju upon his death? Izuna thought something of that magnitude would be a given but clearly it wasn't.
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17 May 2026
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“No,” Tobirama repeated. “I would never allow that. That’s absurd. He’s Uchiha. I would never—”
“—marry him?” Future Tobirama finished coolly, folding his arms. “You did. Get over it.”
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17 May 2026
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omelets, bentos and muffins by Marnie27
Fandoms: Naruto, Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types
17 Apr 2021
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Pokemon appear in Konoha and Izuna is the only one who seems to be concerned.
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Izuna slumped into the bathroom and chucked the towel into the sink. He stretched his muscles and reached for the shower curtain, only to freeze up at the sight of a large pink thing grinning up at him. “Chansey!” It called out.
“Oh fuck no.”
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- Part 2 of pokemon aus
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17 May 2026
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Izuna has a type. It's not a secret to anyone in the clan, so what's going on with Tobirama and Izuna makes no sense to anyone.
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17 May 2026
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It was obviously weighing on his mind, especially to someone who knew him as well as Izuna did.
The knowledge that the clan elders wanted Tobirama married off, even if he was Hokage hurt.
Hahsirama had been married by the time he took the hat, and they wanted the same thing for Tobirama, even if he didn't want to.
Maybe a good think Izuna noticed when he did, made it easier to hatch a plan to get ahead of people who didn't realize that both Hashirama and Tobirama had learned to trust and rely on the Uchiha men more than they relied on their own clan.Series
- Part 2 of Shinobi Shinanigans
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17 May 2026
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Instead of dying, Uchiha Izuna gets kidnapped.
It's all probably his fault this happened.
The no one dies AU.
In the stupidest of fashions. :D Unapologetic crack all the way through.
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17 May 2026