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"Pansy wondered what her teenage self would find the most scandalizing about her life: the living arrangements, or the fact that she spent a perfectly fine Friday night at home, wearing elastic waist pants?"
Or the one where Pansy's favorite Friday night ritual is the debrief after the disastrous dates of her flatmate.
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[Podfic] wading in waist-high water by anxiousm3ss
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Nov 2025
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Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.
or,
Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”
Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”
Podfic of "wading in waist-high water" by colgatebluemintygel, read by anxiousm3ss.
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Pansy Parkinson planned the perfect launch campaign for the new Firebolt Finesse. If only she wasn't so distracted by a certain ginger Chaser.
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Marlene was taught to worship. Now she worships at her altar.
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Pansy Parkinson was reminded of the significance of clear enunciation when, instead of Madam Malkin’s, the Floo network deposited her on the floor of a large, unfamiliar lounge.
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anxiousm3ss' Harry Potter drabble collection by anxiousm3ss
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Feb 2025
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Exactly what is says on the tin: a collection of 100-word drabbles that take place in the Harry Potter universe. Mostly but not exclusively Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger.
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- 900
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This is a tutorial/live example on how to create a "Choose Your Own Adventure" fic. While this has been explained before (see here), this particular tutorial shows you how to use a work skin to hide the next parts from the reader until they click through to get to them.
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- Part 16 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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The Library Liaison by UltramarineOrchid for anxiousm3ss
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 Jan 2024
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When Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy realise they’ll need to ring in the New Year by fake-dating, they think that’s just what comes with the job. Little do they know that they’re going to get far more than they bargained for.
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- English
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- 5/5
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Bookmarked by anxiousm3ss
10 Dec 2023
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The Commoner's Guide to Bedding a Royal by olivieblake
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2020
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Objectively speaking, Hermione Granger knows Britain has a monarchy, just as she knows Prince Draco (the grandson of the current King of England) is probably off somewhere living his royal life in total unrelation to hers. Seeing as she isn't delusional, she doesn't really expect to be his friend. She doesn't expect anything that comes after, either. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE.
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- Part 1 of The Commoner's Guide to Bedding a Royal
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- English
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- 503,570
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- 45/45
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- 18
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28 Nov 2023
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"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope."
(From 'The Rainbow', D.H. Lawrence)This is a story about coming into one's own, a meditation on the twilight of girlhood and the violence of crash-landing into womanhood. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: Saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble, and comes out of it hopefully (at least) partially sane.
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- Part 1 of Here We Go Round The Prickly Pear
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- English
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- 108/108
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Bookmarked by anxiousm3ss
21 Nov 2023
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“You need an orgasm.”
That was absolutely the last thing she’d thought Draco Malfoy would ever say to her. Did he even consider her a sexual creature? How interesting. But regardless, his advice was useless because orgasms weren’t something she had ready access to.
“Excellent advice.” She turned a corner suddenly and quickly trotted up the steps. He barely faltered, keeping up with her seamlessly, uncowed by her unwelcoming tone.
“That sounded sarcastic.”
“Ten points to Slytherin,” she said, even more sarcastically, and then winced when she remembered that, as Head Girl, she actually had the authority to grant them and would probably see an additional ten emeralds in their vessel at dinner.
Bugger.
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Or where Hermione has never had an orgasm and Draco cannot abide.
(This has turned into a full-on sexploration with romance as the plot, and is my ode to sex, good communication, and all my favorite tropes)
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- Part 1 of You Do It For Me Universe
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- English
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- 277,478
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- 53/?
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Bookmarked by anxiousm3ss
20 Nov 2023