10 Works by applegraph
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the winter of your years by applegraph
Fandoms: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard
10 Feb 2026
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“There’s been a certain greyness at the edges, of late. Have you noticed?”
Guildenstern probably has seasonal affective disorder but is unfortunate to exist in a time loop that never lets him see springtime. Let that be his character note.
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a night at the opera by applegraph
Fandoms: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard
18 Oct 2025
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Rosencrantz bridged the gap between them by taking a lock of hair at Guildenstern’s neck and twirling it between his fingers. Guildenstern fixed his gaze back on the stage in an effort to ignore it.
“I am fond of the opera boxes,” he clarified, hushed. “I like the way they’re—contained,” (intimate, he thought but didn’t say), “I could spend most of my life in an opera box.”
“Very healthy,” murmured Rosencrantz, distracted. He inched closer, closer, until his whisper came from beneath Guildenstern’s ear, breath hitting his neck. “I’d stay in it with you.”
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nothing left to tell by applegraph
Fandoms: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard
14 Oct 2025
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern attempt to answer the New York Times' "36 Questions That Lead to Love" (for some reason).
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern lose their heads a bit (it's okay, they like it).
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autumnal—nothing to do with leaves by applegraph
Fandoms: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard
06 Oct 2025
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"We'll be cold. The summer won't last."
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- Part 4 of forever making poems in the lap of death
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love and rhetoric contrapuntal by applegraph
Fandoms: Rosencrantz & Guildenstern are Dead - Stoppard
26 Aug 2025
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A Rosencrantz and Guildenstern poem
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- Part 3 of forever making poems in the lap of death
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Guillermo de la Cruz is a professional parapsychologist. Nandor, Nadja, Laszlo, and Colin Robinson are the co-owners of Afanas Antiques, a business they inherited after their predecessor's untimely death. When Nadja hires Guillermo to investigate suspected hauntings in the shop, he expects nothing more than your typical in-and-out case. What he finds is a bit more complicated and rife with distractions—or, rather, one parapsychologically frustrating, infuriatingly attractive, cowboy boot-wearing distraction.
Who was Baron Afanas?
What is going on at Afanas Antiques?
These are the sorts of questions Guillermo is attempting to answer while simultaneously asking:
What the hell is wrong with Nandor?
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How can I either get him out of my life or into my bed?
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Nandor is always forgetting, but he'd like to remember.
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- Part 2 of forever making poems in the lap of death
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i'm ready to drink every flame and more by applegraph
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
24 Apr 2024
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Nandor is a skilled writer. For seven centuries, his journals have immortalized all sorts of things—letters, lists, diary entries, and even poetry.
(The poetry has gotten more frequent in the past fifteen years.)
Herein lies an example: Nandor waxes eloquent on fire, destruction, and the nature of being in love.
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- Part 1 of forever making poems in the lap of death
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When it comes to the matter at hand, Nandor doesn’t tend to actually ask for what he wants—stringing him along until he’s willing to grovel for it is the whole point of the game. And anyways: Guillermo’s vision for the evening involves a Nandor too incoherent to ask for much in the first place.
Just Nandor getting tied up and teased and mouth-fucked. That’s about it.