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What do you do when you don’t want your coworkers to know that you’re sleeping with your younger coworker? Pretend you’re still married to a woman of course.
AKA. The langtaker secret relationship fic where they end up blowing their own cover
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07 Sep 2026
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“…You serious?” Healy scoffed, disbelief nestled into the edges of his face. “Come on, March, that’s-“
“An in-depth investigation tactic,” March finished for him, brain too buzzed to think about any potential implications right now, “I work best when I’m in the zone.”
“And you want to get in the zone of someone I’m… Wooing?”
“You make it sound weird.”
Healy started to smile. Because of course he fucking did. “It is weird, March.”
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or: healy, supposedly, has more skill than march in the seduction department. like any seasoned p.i. worth their salt, march investigates this claim. thoroughly.
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21 Jul 2026
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“I'm bi.”
Raising his eyes to the rest of the team, Eddie is surprised to find them all staring at him, jaws dropped in disbelief.
So much for warm support.
“What?” Hen finally asks, genuine confusion stamping her face.
“I'm bi,” he says again, more confident… or something like it. “I've been doing some soul searching since Nashville and…” he nods to himself, a shy smile stamping his face as he looks up to his team, “I guess I’m finally ready to share this with you guys.”
They, however, do not share in his whimsy.
“You're joking.” Ravi deadpans.
Or: Eddie comes out wrong—but luckily the rest of the 118 is there to drop kick him out of the closet.
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14 Jun 2026
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Think About the Questions to Address by metafiction
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
07 May 2026
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Jackie: Hi, Lily! Welcome!
Lily: i do not want avon, thank you 🙏
Kasha: PFFFF
Nat: fuck and id nearly hit quota too
Shelley: This is a Voyageurs’ WAGs group chat Lily!!! We’re not trying to sell you something 😭
Lily: this is a very bad sales pitchOr, snippets of the Voyageurs WAGs group chat over the years.
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07 May 2026
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"Eddie!" Buck barges into Eddie's house with his strawberries and honey and burning need to understand what the fuck just happened. "Why have you been telling everyone at the farmer's market you're gay and have a husband??!"
"Uh, cause I haven't?" Eddie says, looking confused, mug halfway to his mouth.
"Then why does everyone at the farmer's market think you're gay and happily married?" Buck exclaims. "Gayly!"
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Everyone at the farmer's market thinks Eddie is gay and married, and Buck has no fucking clue how they got that idea.
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03 May 2026