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You're just a man in a costume, playing hero by asalmonhalibut
Fandoms: Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
18 Apr 2026
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"Call me...the Goblin," the figure rasped.
"That's actually...a really good name," Spider-Man said. "But, sorry, no goblins allowed in Times Square. I don't think Mayor Stacy's happy about those unapproved demolitions."
Gwen arrived at the safe house and rushed upstairs. Her suit was in the closet. She put it on.
"I can help," she said once her mask was on.
"Not with this," the other Spider-Man said. She heard punching in the background. "Your mom specifically said 'no supervillains'."Or: OSCORP's spider experiments are really out of control.
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- Part 6 of call the play, coach
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I Run Better Than I Swing by asalmonhalibut
Fandoms: Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
24 Dec 2025
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Norman Osborn is running for Congress.
George Stacy is running for mayor.
Peter, MJ, Miles & company are trying to handle it the best they can. But the world feels like it's caving in, week after week.Featuring: attempted kidnappings, Team Spidey group chats, reconnections with old flames, adventures at Midtown High School, and field trips that go horribly wrong.
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- Part 5 of call the play, coach
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Does this job ever get easier? by asalmonhalibut
Fandoms: Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
03 Mar 2025
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Simon Krieger is able to unmask Spider-Man in the secure Roxxon facility. Here's what happens next.
AU from that scene in Miles Morales. Unrelated to the rest of the "call the play, coach" series.
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- Part 7 of call the play, coach
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That place has always been bad luck for me by asalmonhalibut
Fandoms: Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
13 Nov 2024
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“Spider-Man. The silent alarm went off at an OSCORP records facility in the Upper West Side. Can you check it out?”
Peter groaned. Inwardly and outwardly.
“I know, I know. Fucking OSCORP,” Yuri pre-empted. “But with their track record, I’d rather have you look into it now, than…”
“Than have them fuck up even more and we have a bigger problem on our hands.”OR:
Peter finds out what those criminals were looking for at OSCORP. He and Tony (who knows Peter is Spider-Man) investigate. OSCORP is always up to no good, aren't they?
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- Part 4 of call the play, coach
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Buddy System by asalmonhalibut
Fandoms: Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
03 May 2024
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“Call T.S. back re: job offer”
After the whole Symbiote/Venom crisis, Peter finally calls him back.Loosely connected to the ongoing series.
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- Part 3 of call the play, coach
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call the play, coach by asalmonhalibut
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
18 Apr 2026
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Was formerly called "asalmonhalibut's Insomniac Spidey Fics (cooler name to come)"
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Samantha Norma Seaborn is outed during Jed Bartlet's first campaign.
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- Part 1 of home is a name
- Part 3 of an actress or two
Bookmarked by asalmonhalibut
01 Mar 2025
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Ashes, Ashes by FernWithy
Fandoms: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings (2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
20 Mar 2024
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From the time Shang-Chi comes to San Francisco, he tries to bury his old life, which chases him into the new one. Over the years of his friendship with Katy Chen and Soo, he becomes more comfortable in his skin, and almost sets aside the memory of who he once was. When the Snap sends the world into chaos, he and Katy go on a cross-country trip to bring Soo home from college, discovering unexpected strengths along the way.
Meanwhile, in China, Xialing tries to navigate her fast-deteriorating relationship with her father, her fears about the Snap, and her anger at her absent brother.
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- Part 3 of Ashes, Ashes
Bookmarked by asalmonhalibut
25 Jan 2025
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Let Parker Be Parker by lonelywalker for victoria_p (musesfool)
Fandoms: The Amazing Spider-Man (2012), The West Wing, The Avengers (2012)
15 Jul 2013
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In an age of costumed heroes and alien invasions, Ben Parker is the President America needs - a reassuring presence in the White House, and a hero to the West Wing staff. His nephew Peter, however...
Bookmarked by asalmonhalibut
08 Jan 2025
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stand unshaken by maroonmusings
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Marvel's Spider-Man (Insomniac Games Video Games)
04 Jan 2025
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Strangers in his apartment. A spider marked by a white symbol. His body scrambling to stay together without his confiscated watch.
Margo looking him up at him from the console. Her finger hovering over a kill switch, eyes swelling with sympathy.
She hadn’t sent him home.
As his mind races to a horrific conclusion, he almost doesn’t notice Spider-Man swinging right toward him, shoulders steeled for confrontation.
[Insomniac Spider-Man/Spiderverse crossover]
Bookmarked by asalmonhalibut
05 Jan 2025
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taking a leap forward (means leaving a few things behind) by thefifthchris
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
01 Jan 2025
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Time slows. Four seconds. Ekko shouts. Something is wrong. There’s no time to think. Heimerdinger jumps out of the singularity, and, in his place–
Powder takes the leap.
In another timeline, Piltover tries to rebuild. No Hexgate, no fancy Hextech, nothing. Vi is familiar with this: raw labor, strength as its own language, sweat dripping between her shoulder blades. No, she thinks. There is no time to mourn.
A tale of two sisters. Even worlds apart, they'll still always find each other.
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05 Jan 2025