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    lily@shanehollanderstop
    hi my name is hayden pike and i have been stealing all the condoms in the olympic village and selling them for double the original price so i can make up for the money i don’t get in my slop salary with my bum team @TheMontrealVoyageurs
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    Competing in the Olympic games doesn't stop Ilya from terrorizing stan Twitter

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    23 Mar 2026

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    cens interacted x3 | lau @laullipop

    yall ilya rozanov is in the er with me rn holy shit 

     

    cens interacted x3 | lau @laullipop

        hollander is here too !!! theyre so cute, hollander is wearing a bears tshirt

     

    cens interacted x3 | lau @laullipop

        rozanov is apologising profusely but hollander keeps waving him off, looks like he has some kind of ?? face?? injury??

     

    cens interacted x3 | lau @laullipop

        every time rozanov speaks, hollander replies over text it seems… that or hes ignoring him LMFAOOO

     

    lexi loves ! 💕@lexlance

        girl…. lets use some critical thinking here, should we be live-tweeting the emergency room ??

    or: Shane would like one day to pass where he doesn’t go viral on twitter.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Shane’s eyes snap open. Wait a second.

    “Ilya,” Shane says, propping himself up on his elbows. “Ilya, wake up.”

    Ilya makes a pained noise, eyes still shut. “I shut curtains already.”

    “It’s not that. Ilya, hey. Don’t go back to sleep.” Ilya tries to bury back into Shane’s chest, but adrenaline knifes through Shane’s hangover long enough for him to peel Ilya off and roll him into his back. Ilya blinks blearily up at him, starfished in the sheets. Beautiful and naked and missing his mother’s cross.

     

    OR: When Ilya’s cross goes missing after the Centaurs celebrate their first Stanley Cup win, Shane is determined to get it back. And so are the Centaurs. And the rest of Ottawa.

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    23 Mar 2026

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    Who.

    Who taught Shane about this.

    Ilya is going to kill someone, and then himself. Not Shane. Never Shane. But he is going to have to kill someone with his bare hands.

    Or: Shane invents advanced blowjob positions with his own beautiful freaky mind, thereby unintentionally turning Ilya into a danger to himself and others.

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