13 Works by butchisms
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Emily Charlton, despite her best efforts, loves Andrea Sachs.
She loves her writing, the calm elegance and intelligence she carries effortlessly. She loves the way her hair looks when she first wakes up; how it sticks straight up on one side from laying against Emily's chest while asleep. She loves how supportive she is of Emily, always there with a coffee or a gift or something to eat, all the things she knows Emily would never get for herself.
Right now, though, she hates Andrea.
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Emily Charlton deserves to be fucked. Andrea Sachs can deliver. -
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Sometimes, though, even that’s too hard. Some days are worse than others. Some mornings he wakes up, with a head on his chest and an arm on his waist, and he can’t shake his fears. He slips out of their holds and goes to make his coffee. He acts like everything’s normal, because it is. It should be – he should be.
There’s one morning in particular, though, that it all comes to head.
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Shayne Topp, and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Morning. -
nobody knows what it's like to be us by shayrasha (butchisms) for point_n_click
Fandoms: Smosh (Video Blogging RPF)
22 Dec 2025
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Everything about Trevor fits into her life annoyingly well. School starts, and it’s like a puzzle piece she didn’t know was missing suddenly appeared. On the nights that she stays up too late studying, he gets up in a baggy tee and his boxers and offers her a home-cooked meal.
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Trevor, Arasha, and a semester of falling in love. -
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Lottie shrugs, then smiles. “They always tell me what to put.” She says, in her voice, monotone as usual. Jackie doesn’t bother asking who they are, she says shit like this all the time. She turns herself around to ask Travis what he got, but he’s already holding up a 87. Jackie groans, sliding down in her seat.
“Does everyone suddenly know French except for me?”
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Jackie Taylor is currently failing French. Shauna Shipman is fluent. -
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“Um, Arasha. It should be under Lehan-Hecox.” She says to the lady, “Or just Lehan.”
“Room 101. Ms. Giarratana.”
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After a bad breakup, Amanda moves back in with her ex-boyfriend and his husband. -
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hobie: miles why don't u want me
miles: I'M LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF SAVING BROOKLYN???
pavitr: that's no excuse, miles
miles: What the fuck
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spider-verse texting au -
they say leave your body/leave your mind by butchisms
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
07 Aug 2023
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Fuck.
Blood drips down her leg from her knee to the floor, her bones ache for the comfort of a bed as opposed to the dirty old couch she’s been sleeping on in the lobby. She feels her brain going 100 miles an hour as Miguel looks coldly into her eyes and takes in her state.
“Do you know why I send you on these missions, Gwen?”
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Gwen Stacy hates Miguel O'Hara.Series
- Part 1 of gwen stacy has emotional motion sickness
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When they get their ice cream, the worker – Jaidyn – hands Barbie her and Gloria’s cups. When she hands Sasha her cone, their hands touch, and Jaidyn smiles at Sasha. Gloria watches from afar until Sasha turns around to walk out, and she acts like she doesn’t have a clue what’s going on.
And that’s how it ends – or so she thinks.
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5 times Sasha went to the ice cream shop just for a girl, and 1 time the girl came to the house, just for Sasha. -
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“Sasha got in trouble at school, something about a fight, they weren’t super clear. They need an adult there to talk to. Neither me or her dad can get out of work. Do you think you can go talk to the principal?”
And, woah. It’s been a while since she was a doll, and she’s learned mostly how to be human, but she’s never had, like, an adult meeting before. She thinks, and then exhales. “Uh, yeah. Yeah, I can do that.”
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Sasha gets into a fight at school. With no one else to talk to the principal, Gloria asks Barbie to go. -
i try to stay clean and live without by butchisms
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
10 Jul 2023
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And in the morning, she’ll uncurl herself and let the ache in her bones soothe her urge to disappear in the most painful way possible. She’ll make her way to the bathroom and stare at herself in the mirror until she doesn’t look real anymore. She’ll take her estrogen with a monster and text Miles good morning and act like nothing ever happened at all.
That’s just what’s easiest for Gwen. Always has been, always will be.
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Gwen Stacy does not know how to ask for help.Series
- Part 2 of gwen stacy has emotional motion sickness
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just promise me this, stay with me by butchisms
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King
04 Jan 2023
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And it’s not that there's no one to care for her this time, it’s that there is.
Because she knows Delia will try, but ultimately end up making her soup. And she knows her dad will stick to his usual job of picking her up medicine and she knows Adam will probably freak out as soon as someone’s sick in his vicinity, being full helicopter dad, but in an endearing way. Most of all, she knows Barbara is scarily maternal, and scarily similar to her mother.
Or: Lydia gets sick for the first time since her mom dies.
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Wednesday moves her hand from the back of Enid’s head to her cheek, making it obvious that if Enid doesn’t want this, she’ll pull away. But when Enid immediately melts in her touch, eyes fluttering shut, Wednesday feels. She feels anger, because how dare Enid’s mother do this to her.
She wants to say that. She wants to say it all. She wants to go and storm over to the Sinclair home and yell at them until they understand how perfect their daughter is.
(How dare they do this to you, She wants to say, how dare they make you think so little of yourself.)
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high school sashanne. ft years of unresolved tension, a handful of comphet, and a school trip <3