cactus_koala
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- Robin (Comics) (1)
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Tim and Bernard were a thing, for a little bit... Tim never opened up about being Robin though, leading to the eventual dissolution of their relationship. Kon El swooped right in and conquered Bernard, issue is... Bernard still has a bit of a crush on Robin and Kon? Kon's taking it as a challenge.
Shameless smut contribution to Superblond Bingo #2, the one where Kon proves to Bernard that Robin could never measure up to him in bed.
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Kon El's adventures at Gotham University by BlackLynx
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Young Justice - All Media Types
04 Jun 2026
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My contribution to Superblond Bingo! 1,694 words of pure smut where Kon and Bernard need just a little encouragement to get going once their seven minutes in heaven start counting...
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Of crushes and possessiveness by boredvsick
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
11 May 2026
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Kon knew about their relationship. He'd never even do anything about it, really never, but Bernard was maybe a tiny bit too adorable and his words were nice so it was normal to miss a heartbeat or two.
Tim didn't need to look at him like that.
Or.
Kon meets Bernard for the first time, get a bit of a crush and Tim shows Bernard how he feels about it.Bookmarked by cactus_koala
12 May 2026
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What the Fuck is Wrong With Our Professors!? by uriel9158
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Jan 2026
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“Professor Drake, would you care to tell us where you spleen is located?”
“Probably in a jar somewhere."
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Bernard and Tim end up teaching at the same University. A video of their interaction goes viral, and suddenly, the entire internet ships it. The student body ships it as well, so they go snooping around their professors' personal lives. They end up snooping a little too much, though, and suddenly the whole thing is spiraling out of control. Meanwhile, Bernard and Tim are idiots.
Bookmarked by cactus_koala
12 May 2026
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you're a walking disaster, and yet— by Johaerys
Fandoms: The Song of Achilles - Madeline Miller, Hades (Video Game 2018), The Iliad - Homer
18 Feb 2024
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—I'll follow in your wake.
"You'll meet my son, Achilles, soon," Mr Pelides told Patroclus on their drive there. "You two will get along just fine. He's as wild as they come, though." The indulgent pride with which he said the words made them sound almost like a compliment. "Don’t let him talk you into anything."
Patroclus blushed as he swore, with strong conviction, that he would absolutely not do that. No sir.
He knows better than that.
Or: Achilles is a threat and a menace. As they grow up together, Patroclus falls for him anyway.
Series
- Part 25 of This and This and This: Achilles & Patroclus
- Part 1 of Disasters AU