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  1. Public Bookmark 86

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    Two NHL superstars. One charity auction.
    Hundreds of thousands of dollars.
    An internet-wide mental breakdown.
    Shane Hollander just wanted to support St. Jude peacefully.
    Unfortunately, Ilya Rozanov discovered strangers could potentially have dinner with Shane - and reacted exactly as maturely as expected.
    Featuring:
    🏒 Shane realizing too late that his likes are public
    🏒 public jealousy
    🏒 breadstick-related threats
    🏒 Hayden Pike’s exhausted parenting commentary
    🏒 Scott Hunter regretting every tweet he posts
    🏒 accidental marriage reveal

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    30 May 2026

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    22 May 2026

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    “There is one more thing. Given the nature of your fall and the force of impact, we ran a full battery of blood tests to check for any internal issues. Everything looks normal, except for one result that… stood out.”

    Shane’s stomach tightened. Stood out?

    “Given your secondary gender presentation and hormone levels, we also ran a standard pregnancy panel,” she said, her words measured and clear. “And the test came back positive."

    For a moment, the words didn’t land. They floated in the air like dust in the sunlight.

    Positive.

    Pregnancy panel.

    Then, all at once, they crashed into him.

     

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    Shane Hollander discovers he is pregnant while at the hospital after getting hit in the ice by Marleau in a Boston vs. Montreal Match and after inviting Ilya Rozanov to his cottage.

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    19 May 2026

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    17 May 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    09 May 2026