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  1. Public Bookmark 21

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    “So… have you been enjoying being my husband’s little fucktoy?”

    Alastor froze.

    His body tensed in an instant, ears on alert and smile stretching into his perfect mask once more. The crackle of his static covered the small gasp that had escaped before he could stop it.

    The lighting of his room had always been dark, illuminated mostly from the pocket-dimension bayou that he had sewn into his assigned hotel room. It had taken him years to master that piece of magic, but it had been worth it time and time again.

    Now, however, Alastor wished he had more than the light of the fake moon filtering in through the bayou’s trees.

    By the time his eyes finally adjusted to the shift in lighting to spot the intruder, the glowing lilac collar had already materialized along with the matching chain.

    His master gave the leash a vicious yank, sending him stumbling further into the room.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    The bat bites changed him.
    His memories are fading like his humanity. He's hurt. He doesn't know how long he's been here.
    He just wants to escape, but too many things keep changing. That, coupled with the fact that he can hardly remember the Before.
    Will Steve ever catch a break?

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    30 Dec 2025

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    “And you are?” Lucifer asked with apprehension, his visible eyes narrowing slightly.

    “Alastor! Pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure!” The red guy- Alastor apparently said quickly, shaking Lucifer’s cane with a grin that seemed a bit tight.

    “It’s nice to finally put a face, or mask, to the name! You are much shorter in real life!” Lucifer was not going to like this guy, was he?

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    Lucifer was heavily scarred during his fall from heaven. And not just mentally. So he hides his face at every moment possible. No one in hell has seen the entirety of his scars.

    This annoying red guy seems to be trying to change that last statement, however.

    Title is from the song “The World’s Greatest Actor” by Milk in the Microwave (i think)

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    14 Dec 2025

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    The Morningstar is every bit the King of Hell all good Christians hear about before they die. He is cold, insightful, and cruel when he has to be. He has little patience for the Radio Demon's banter, but finds him intriguing. Not long after, that interest becomes a bit of an obsession.

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    I really wanted to write Lucifer as this tall, dark, mysterious figure instead of the goofball we got. Don't get me wrong, I love the goofball, but I wanted to see how his relationship with Alastor would develop if he was more assertive and all powerful.

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    10 Dec 2025

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    Lucifer has to say, Angel Dust's prideful offence at Alastor's lack of interest in him is amusing... or it would be, if the spider didn't insist on making it his problem.

    Sure, he could tempt Alastor into his bed easily enough! But his heart has a bad habit of growing attached, and does he really want to risk falling in love with The Radio Demon, of all people?! Over a dumb bet with Hazbin Hotel's resident Porn Star?

    ... Turns out, the answer to that is: Yes, he would. Apparently.

    He will...

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    17 Nov 2025