cumulativeChaos
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Leather Slutz 9: Riding the Midnight Stede by cumulativeChaos, VillainousThoughts
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Jul 2024
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If there's one thing Ed's learned in life, it's that if something sounds too good to be true, then it probably is. So when the rumors start spreading that the porn star Ed's carried a torch for since he was a teenager has just retired from straight porn, and that he's been hitting up every gay bar in the city, Ed doesn't buy it.
Not until Stede Bonnet walks through the door of Spanish Jackie'z and buys him a drink.
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Finally, at 42, pop star Edward Teach is about to get his fairytale ending. He’s got the perfect guy—handsome, kind, patient, and most importantly: crazy about Ed. When his boyfriend proposes, it should be an easy yes, yes, a million times yes! There’s just one problem. Ed’s kinda sorta already married, and he hasn’t spoken to the guy in seventeen years.
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- Part 1 of Right Where You Left Me
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If Mary had to say what she liked best about Ed, it was that he was up for any sort of fuckery she could come up with. Probably that's what keeps her from stabbing him in the gut when he starts running his mouth.
Mary Read and Edward Teach go way back - way, way back. And even as their circumstances change, they manage to run into each other again and again. This is the story of their friendship told in three vignettes.
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wander past the distance by MisPronounce_and_MisAccent
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Apr 2022
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"I know it seems like I didn’t, but I meant every word I said. I was going to go with you. I wanted to.”
Ed doesn’t believe him. Ed can’t. Ed is alive because he has let the Kraken curl around his heart, protect it, know he is better for being a worse man, because the cruel man is the one who lives, and the kind one, the sensitive one who falls in love and abandons the sea, that is the man who dies. He is more than a fool, if he lets Stede’s words pass through that boundary. More than a fool — he’s a dead man.
or: how to slay a kraken
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Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.
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dave striders journal alternatively titled why do i listen to my sister alternatively titled how do i hold all these feels alternatively titled god dammit by radicalnothing
Fandoms: Homestuck
02 Dec 2011
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"and you never guessed/the one you loved best/to draw always drew/pictures of you/undressed." A fairly plotless accumulation of pornographic pennings, courtesy of one Dave Strider.