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“Simple set theory,” Alhaitham says, nodding. “Unless (A) equals (B), set (A+B) will always be smaller than sets (A) and (B) separately. I am aware of that, yes.”
Kaveh clicks his tongue. “Well, I hope you are also aware that with all these requirements, you don’t get a set (A+B), or even (A+B+C). Yours is a set comprised of the entire Sumerian alphabet!”
Kaveh has had enough of Alhaitham always loitering around the house. In an attempt to get Alhaitham to go out more often, he jokingly tells him to start dating someone. Much to Kaveh’s shock, Alhaitham agrees—and promptly assigns him as his personal matchmaker. And even though Alhaitham’s requirements for his ideal partner are annoyingly specific, Kaveh refuses to back down from a good challenge. He’s confident in his abilities—that is, until his own feelings start getting in the way...
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"Wait! A-Are you seriously doing this?"
Alhaitham looks as serious as he always is. "Aren't you the one who suggested?"
"Yes, but—I just—I wanted to see your reaction!" He thought Alhaitham would just brush him off as being drunk and ridiculous like he normally does. He didn't expect him to actually do it.
"And you have my reaction," Alhaitham says. "You've dug your grave, now lay in it." And then he pushes a hand up Kaveh's shirt without warning.
Kaveh gets a bit drunk. Alhaitham makes it both their problems.
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08 Sep 2026
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peak characterization, peak writing, peak scenario,,,, it's simply peak what else can i say
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"Let me get this straight. You want Kaveh, a man known for being about as subtle as a stampede of sumpter beasts -"
"Hey! Come on! I'm right here, you know!"
"--to act as your spy? For the good of the nation?" Alhaitham snorted. "Kaveh can't even remember his keys, Cyno. And you're expecting him to engage in advanced statecraft?"
"Ok, rude."
When a certain ginger-haired Snezhnayan buys a slice of barren desert property in Sumeru, it's up to Kaveh to figure out whether this strange foreigner is actually the Eleventh Fatui Harbinger, and more importantly, what he's plotting out there in the middle of no man's land. Kaveh can do this. Probably.
But it would sure be a lot easier if Alhaitham hadn't invited himself along as the world's most distracting fake husband.
Chapter 9: The Ultimate Question Answered!, Chapter 10: What are Men to Rocks and Mountains?, Chapter 11: Perfectly Imperfect (posted!)
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- Part 1 of Shy Spy Series
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Alhaitham wakes up with amnesia. The hows and whys of waking up with amnesia don’t seem to concern him as much as trying to figure out what the deal between him and his very attractive roommate is. Meanwhile, Kaveh has been saddled with an amnesiac roommate, many questions about how he ended up with an amnesiac roommate, and more than one love confession from the very same amnesiac roommate.
For the sake of his sanity, he’ll ignore that third thing.
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Loves me, Loves me not by Intensely_Reading for katraa
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
14 Feb 2024
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And then, his Akasha terminal lights up with an incoming message.
Al-Haitham huffs harshly through his nose and opens his eyes. Hand on the terminal, he powers it on and finds both his brows raising.
It’s a message from Kaveh.
[3:46 am]
i think i love him(Al-Haitham runs a case study on Kaveh and his love life.)
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