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like patience on a monument by eldritchmacncheese
Fandoms: Much Ado About Nothing (1993)
28 Apr 2025
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John, Bastard of Aragon and The Underground, expected many things to come from his deception ... but Leonato wishing the goblins would take Hero away certainly wasn't one of them.
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Lambert might not understand it, but if Coën misses being touched when he's at Kaer Morhen then Lambert's gonna throw himself into the experience like it's a sparring match he can win. Coën is the only thing that makes winters bearable, and if there's something he can do to return the favor, he's damn well going to do it.
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18 Feb 2026
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Coën, always a good friend, best friend, really, chooses that moment to join him and save him from his own spiraling thoughts. Though the click of the door shutting threatens to set them spinning again.
“You look like you’ve just discovered a new rash.”
And just like that Lambert’s shoulders relax and his mind calms. “Fuck off.”
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Three Bells, Each With a Separate Sound by inexplicifics for Heronfem
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
25 Jul 2021
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In a dank cave in the Blue Mountains, a stripling just barely past the cusp of manhood looks up at a cyclops looming over him and raises his arm in a futile effort to ward off the massive hand as it swings towards him.
On the banks of a river, hundreds of miles and precisely five decades later, to the day and the hour and the ticking second, a man raises his hand to deflect the arrow hissing towards him and knows he’s going to be too slow.
Both of them have the exact same thought as their deaths approach:
Lambert is never going to forgive me.
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- Part 1 of Three Bells
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29 Mar 2026
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Ambrozy is not what you might call thrilled to have five witchers walk into his quiet little tavern.
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- Part 14 of Inex's Not-Quite-February Ficlets
- Part 3 of Blooming
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28 Mar 2026
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“What can I help you with?” he tries, but the shit-eating grin leaks out. “Roses for the big fella?” He cocks his head at Tall-Pale-and-Dangerous. “Nah, you’re more of a lilies man.”
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Lambert's certain the two men who came into his plant shop are killers-for-hire, but there are plenty more secrets to uncover.
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- Part 1 of Mek's Witcher Flashes
- Part 1 of Petunias & Poisons
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27 Mar 2026
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White Diamonds by revengeandotherdrugs
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
27 Feb 2022
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Oh yeah he mad I'm rackin' up white diamonds
Throw me in the sky you'll swear the sun's shinin'Or: Gaetan and Letho meet, fall in love, kill a man, and steal a house - not in that order.
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27 Mar 2026