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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Sam suspects there might be something between his brother and one obstinate 'lord of Pirkstein' - determined to put an end to it, he decides to aggressively third wheel Henry and Hans.

    Hans suspects Sam might know he has something for his brother - a fact he desperately tries to hide while simultaneously holding on to the hope that Henry might like him back.

    What could go wrong?

    A continuation of "A Second Hand Account of the Amorous Adventures of Bold Sir Hans Capon"

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    12 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    “Who are you?” the newcomer grunts, gaze trailing up and down Hans’ body.
    Oh. Now that’s a question he hasn’t heard in… a while.
    “You don’t know who I am?” he blurts out, unable to hold his surprise back.
    The blacksmith removes a glove and wipes his forehead on the sleeve of a rundown, simple shirt.
    “Should I?”
    Well, that’s an obvious answer but… Hans takes a look at himself. His clothes are fine, yes, but not leagues more than a wealthy merchant’s, or a noble passing through town. He also hasn’t washed in two days, and his hair must be an incomprehensible mess. He will count himself lucky if he doesn’t have straw stuck in there.
    “Uh…”
    Only then does he notice just how clear the blacksmith’s eyes are. They blink, without ever moving away from Hans, awaiting an answer.
    He doesn’t know what possesses him to say:
    “I’m Hans.”

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    There is a new blacksmith in Rattay and Hans Capon, having deserted his duties as a lord, has nothing better to do than bother him, watch him work and feed him kolaches, in no particular order. If he pretends to be a filthy commoner while he does so, and Henry buys it, it shall not be used as any measure of either their intelligence.

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    12 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 7

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    Hans Capon, a police detective, has just been assigned a robot as his new partner. He has complicated feelings about it. (And those complicated feelings are only going to get worse.)

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    06 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 17

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    Hansry Hallmark Christmas movie

    Hans Capon, a lawyer from Rattay, is invited to spend Christmas in Skalitz, a small town he’s helped in the past. He doesn’t have anything better planned for the holidays, so instead of drowning himself with work or sleeping the days away, he decides to agree, not knowing he's about to learn the true meaning of Christmas.

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    28 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 41

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    Leonie puts on a bright smile. “I’m asking you to take my place and be Felix’s fake date for the holidays."
    “Uh,” Byleth says ineloquently, raising her eyebrows. “What?”

    Byleth, psych major and residence advisor, is about to spend her first Christmas without her father. Enter Felix, the notoriously pissed off resident in 16b, facing down his ex's engagement solo. They agree to help each other out—but what exactly are they faking?

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    01 Dec 2025