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A manic smile curled his lips.
Fool him once, fool him twice but there would be no third time.
“You’re on borrowed time, pet. You will not escape from me,” he purred silkily.
Their breath hitched at his words, confidence visibly shaken at the weight of the words from one of the strongest men alive.
“Y-You…” they struggled, pinned under the intensity of having the full brunt of an Uchiha’s indefatigable attention on them.
Madara hears it really is quite an experience.
His grin widens, showing off gleaming fangs.
"Me," the alpha goaded hotly.
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In which Tobirama accidentally adopts a child before covertly returning him and goes back to regular (miserable) life as the Senju’s White Demon. After all, a demon could never feel enough love to raise a child.
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In which Madara accidentally adopts a child after he's returned back to his clan and doesn’t even attempt to go back to regular life. He instead proceeds to hunt down the blessing who rescued his child to give them
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15 May 2026
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Kiyoomi closes his eyes, slowly. He prays that the ground opens up and swallows him whole. He prays that a whole earthquake rocks Tokyo and brings the place down on him, specifically. He prays that some higher power decides to strike him with lightning right this minute.
“Actually,” he says, grinding it out through clenched teeth, “you haven’t seen any other kids around, have you?”
It's Kiyoomi's last resort to ask a stranger for help finding his sister's missing kids, but it's not like this night can get any weirder, and Miya Atsumu's kind of hot.
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18 Jun 2025
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I Have Made A Huge Mistake, And Here's How You Can Make It Your Problem, Too
I have made a mistake. Without going too deeply into the details, as I do not want this mistake to go viral or get out among people I know, I can say here: my best friends are getting married in less than three weeks, and their guest list has mistakenly listed me as bringing a plus one.
I do not have a plus one.
This is where you come in, reader: I need to find someone, preferably in their mid-20s to early-30s, to come with me on a week-long wedding vacation and pretend to be my partner. I do not care what you do for a job. I do not care what you look like. We'll dance, we'll drink, we'll probably call an ambulance when all my friends fall down a mountain. It'll be great.
Do not fuck with me on this. Please.
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or: kei would rather die than go to hinata and kageyama's wedding alone. what’s a man to do but hire a hapless fool to be his boyfriend for a week?
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15 Jun 2025
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Pollen Says Cuddle by fibbunny
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Apr 2025
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Liu Qingge has been dosed with pollen, and Binghe knows how this goes. Except, perhaps he doesn't, because the pollen will pass on its own, no need for dual cultivation. With a catch. Well, it's only a month, and then things will go back to normal. And he definitely wants that. He knows what he wants, he's very in touch with his feelings, thank you very much.
Liu Qingge knows this will be an embarrassing and agonizing month, but he just has to get through it, and then he can go back to avoiding the happy couple. No need to deal with any messy feelings, fraught pasts, or complicated relationships. He's fine. It's fine. Everything is fine.
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10 May 2025
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Let the Tides Carry You Back to Me by Godotfound for honeyedlion
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2025
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"Oh, but when people praise your beauty. I'm sure they only talk about your lovely face, your eyes as green as the most precious jade and your hair, softer than the finest silk," the man slid closer, reaching out to trail his fingers over Shen Jiu's long sleeve. "But do they speak of your clothes like clouds, your face like flowers? If I don’t find you at the peak of Jade Mountain—
"Then will you see me under the moon at Jade Tower?" Shen Jiu hummed. "Do you know how to use your own words, or must you always borrow from others?"
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Shen Jiu gets mistaken as a sex worker at the Warm Red Pavilion by a Tianlang-Jun in disguise. He curses the gods for making him weak for foolish pathetic men.
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07 May 2025