floosilver8
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- Schitt's Creek (34)
- Sherlock (BBC TV 2010) (17)
- Fleabag (TV) (3)
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David pursed his lips around the candy before removing it from his mouth, then fixed his steely eyes on his husband. “Just thinking these are awfully nice twist ties for a craft project.”
Or: Nipple Play with a Twist...Tie
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- Part 3 of Kinktober/Smutober
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A kinky, spoopy, fun crossover!
Or, the husbands having a fun night of dress up and Cabaret roleplay together.
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- Part 2 of Kinktober/Smutober
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Date nights happen every Sunday, even if it's just at home. They're trying something new this week.
A submission for Kinktober 2021!
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- Part 1 of Kinktober/Smutober
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David had crossed between the café and what would soon become his new store hundreds of times since moving to Schitt’s Creek. Maybe a thousand even. But never before had there been a little man in a chartreuse vest standing watch on the corner.
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I Don’t Do Well With Running: A Love Letter to C25K by floosilver8
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
12 Aug 2021
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Patrick and David use Couch to 5k to train for a charity race. Patrick is a very good motivator.
(This was just an excuse to write a lot of porn and get out my self-inflicted frustrations at C25K.)
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Canon compliant sexcapdes...plus some.
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Post-canon sex vignettes for your pleasure.
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“You will each get seven minutes,” Ilya said as he paced in front of them. “You can do anything you like with him. The one rule is that you cannot let him come. Only I get to do that. I will start the timer when you go in. When the timer goes off, you stop and come out here. After you have all had your turn, I will go last.”
Or: Shane gets passed around like a blunt in a game of Seven Minutes in Heaven
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- Part 2 of Kinky Hollanov Fics for Perverts
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05 Mar 2026
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When Shane and Ilya arrive back at the cottage, they've got the rest of their two weeks together -- but first they have to get through dinner with Shane's parents.
A continuation of the series picking up exactly where it left off and following Ilya's two week (or longer?) stay at Shane's cottage.
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19 Jan 2026
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“Don’t go, go on your own or find another date, whatever you want,” Stevie shrugs and reaches over to steal some of his muffin.
He swats at her hand. “Find another date? The wedding is a two-hour drive away! In Montauk! I’m not driving for two hours with some random, even if I can book separate rooms for the weekend!”
“Oh god, it’s for the entire weekend and there’s a road trip involved? Now I’m definitely not going with you.” She swipes another piece of muffin.
“Ugh,” he sighs as he sips his coffee. “Where the fuck am I going to find an acceptable date?”
“Sorry to interrupt,” Patrick says, suddenly appearing at their table looking a little nervous.
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When David gets a last minute wedding invitation and Stevie refuses to go with him, he needs to find another date - he needs to show his so-called 'friends' (and Sebastien Raine) that he's thriving now. Enter: David's new favourite barista...
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aka the coffee shop / fake dating / road trip / snowed in / there was only one bed fic no one asked for- Language:
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17 Dec 2021
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And we lay nocturnal, speculate what we feel by EggplantSalad for samwhambam
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
05 Jul 2020
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"Oh god, don’t you dare, not against the door,” he laughed, bucking against Patrick’s eager, familiar touch. “Unless you want everyone on this floor to hear how I sound when I—“ he stuttered to a stop as Patrick froze, eyes wide.
“Oh my god, you think that’s hot,” David breathed.
Or: David talks Patrick through a fantasy after his high school reunion.
Bookmarked by floosilver8
18 Oct 2021
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Getting Over Getting Older All the Time by Distractivate for WellSchitt
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
30 Mar 2020
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“Well I’m going to run some errands,” David says, brushing a stray bit of fuzz off his navy blue sweater. “But we’re still on for birthday dinner?”
“Yeah,” Patrick nods. He’s pretty sure David knows the annual birthday surprise party stopped being a surprise after year two or three. David doesn’t even inflict fictional catastrophes on the café as a decoy anymore. But Patrick plays along anyway. In some ways their whole partnership is built on playing along.
OR David and Patrick have been business partners for a decade until, on Patrick's 40th Birthday, everything changes.
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Bookmarked by floosilver8
22 Aug 2021