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    To call Robert's new situation with Flambae ‘complicated’ would be a drastic understatement.

    Robert cut his fucking fingers off. Flambae tried to burn him to death after a bar fight. They aren’t good for each other, barely even like each other, and there’s no way it’s going to end well.

    But when the sex is this fucking good, Robert is having trouble listening to the logic.

    Or, the one where they become fuckbuddies and catch feelings.

    (Everyone pretend to be shocked.)

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    22 Mar 2026

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    “She didn’t tell me she was sending the hot nurse.” His voice is low, raspy in a way Robert is sure is supposed to be seductive but sounds a little more like he swallowed sandpaper. He grins up crookedly, eyes shamelessly dragging over the column of Robert’s throat. “Not that I’m complaining.”

    Robert blinks. Once. Twice.

    He… he wasn’t expecting that.

    Or,

    Flambae is concussed and thinks Robert’s his boyfriend. Shenanigans ensue.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    “Today is full of surprises,” The wizard says. “Who knows? I had to try my hand at the notion I was in the presence of the few. It seems I’ll have to find a healer the harder way. Are you all aware of the timer we are on? With the insertion of an illithid tadpole, a process known as ceremorphosis begins…”
    Astarion tunes him out. He no longer doubts that Gale is just an oddly-equipped human; surely no divine entity could be this annoying.

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    When an interesting mage joins their tadpole-ridden party, Astarion is bound to be curious. Vampire, angel. Snake, bird. Forsaken, divine. It would be so easy to slip.

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    04 Feb 2026

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    The curse of Thror took everything from Thorin; his home, his people's love, and finally his family and his sword arm. Then an old wizard in a pub brings him a key and the first good news he has heard in a long time - his nephews are alive and well in the Shire, the most unlikeliest of places.

    Bilba Baggins had been quite happy living quietly on her own, but Bag End has not been quiet ever since two orphaned dwarves snuck into her life and made themselves at home. However, she will be damned if she lets a one-armed dwarf prince storm in and take them away after all these years.

    She'll follow her boys to the ends of Middle Earth if she has to. And maybe, if he proves himself, she might even stand beside their king.

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    29 Sep 2025

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    A trip to an ancient tomb searching for the Ring of the Sun-Walker goes horribly wrong when Gale and Astarion encounter a dark spirit hungry for a body of its own.

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    06 Aug 2025