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    The Captain’s hair is in perfect rolls and her lips are just as red as the propaganda posters promised. But the posters definitely did not fully capture the experience of being in the presence of a 6’2” woman who can absolutely bench press a Harley.

    Natasha wants to pick a fight.

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    01 Sep 2024

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    Morgana pushes herself up slowly, looking around. She is in the backseat of a car, in what looks like a vast and empty desert, pulled off against the side of a highway. No cars, no people anywhere that she can see. A blonde woman is sleeping in the front passenger seat. Morgana stares at her, confusion overwhelming, even as the dawning horror builds the longer that Morgana studies her features. The sharp edges are there: the tilt of her chin, the shape of her nose, the way that her mouth opens just slightly—it’s all there plain as day, and Morgana feels faint. Furious. Terrified. Why now, after all this time?

    She crawls over, flinging open the backseat and vomits down into the dirt.

    In the front seat of the Cadillac, the reincarnation of her brother wakes with a start.

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    17 Sep 2023

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    “Yeah,” Leighton says, oddly touched, “I’m trying—I’m not trying to actively hide it anymore—I just—I don’t want it to define me.”

    “Leighton,” Bela says, hand finding Leighton’s. Leighton braces herself for some sappy both my parents are present in my life shit. But Bela looks straight into her eyes and says, “no matter who you fuck, you will always be defined, first and foremost, as a huge cunt.”

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    Leighton comes out. Several times. It's annoying.

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    31 Dec 2021

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    “- but this is just getting ridiculous,” Dorothea’s hat was starting to come off her head. “And even Edie is getting sick of it – I don’t think she actually dislikes Ferdinand – and you should have seen her face when she left the Professor’s room. It’d be a lot easier if they just admitted they want each other and get it over with already!”

    “Exactly what I said!” said Hilda. “Except I said “hatefuck.””

    “On that note, we actually have a bit of an idea that maybe you’d want to take to Edelgard,” said Claude.

    Tired of Hubert and Ferdinand's constant bickering, Claude and Hilda persuade Edelgard to do something about it.

    And by "do something about it", they mean "lie to them and also manufacture increasingly ridiculous scenarios until they make out."

    Much Ado About Nothing pastiche. Complete.

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    08 Apr 2021