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When Harry finds an injured Snape on his doorstep and must hide him from the Dursleys, he has no idea that this very, very bad day will be the start of something good.
Harry and Snape are thrown together by annoying relatives, a series of strange dreams, and Voldemort's latest hunt for Harry, but their greatest challenge may well be surviving each other. This will be a long summer unless the two can find a way to work together. A slow-burn enemy-to-mentor story.
Alternate 6th summer (and part of the school year): post-OotP; ignores HBP and DH. No slash, no romance. NOW COMPLETE!
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14 May 2026
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Five times everyone but Johnny and V could see that they were head over heels in love, and one time when they stopped to realize it, too.
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24 Apr 2026
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"Is Coach cheating on us with another football team?" Sam asks.
"Worse," Roy says. "An American football team."
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23 Apr 2026
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V goes beyond the Blackwall with Alt, leaving Johnny in her body to carry on like nothing ever happened. It's easily topped the growing list of "The Single Worst Thing(s) That Have Ever Happened To Johnny Fuckin' Silverhand" and he intends to do something about it. Bring balance and harmony back to the universe, or whatever it was that Misty would probably say. All he's gotta do is get in, get the girl, get out and hopefully not die along the way.
Fuckin' shimra.
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19 Apr 2026
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Anthony Goldstein knows that he is destined to be Harry Potter’s boyfriend because it is fated. And Draco Malfoy had just better not get in the way of fate.
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12 Apr 2026
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“I’ve been standing here for five minutes. This pass for good customer service in these parts?” He suddenly said, breaking the hush that had fallen between them.
V blinked. Her head felt slightly fuzzy but she took a deep breath and reminded herself that, yes, she did need this job and, no, she couldn’t punch this gonk with his straight, perfect, teeth and…and…
“Depends. What kinda asshole wears shades at night in these parts?”
Welp. There went her job.
(Omegaverse AU)
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10 Apr 2026
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Have it All (Lose it All) by Order69 (wellthatjusthappend)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Aug 2023
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Obi-Wan chooses to let Anakin strike him down rather than cut off his limbs.
Anakin has to face up to the fact that he may end up losing both his Master and his wife.
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27 Oct 2025
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When Edwina runs from the altar and Kate follows, Queen Charlotte makes Anthony choose a new bride from the crowd, lest she waste a perfectly good wedding celebration.
It goes about as expected.
WARNING: This is Pen/Anthony. If you don’t like this ship. Just skip.
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- Part 1 of Cake
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26 Jun 2025
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"You will regret leaving me, more than you can ever regret."
Astarion learns how horrible regret can be.
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26 Jun 2025
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The Gentlemen's Wager by murderbymushrooms
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
18 Mar 2024
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“This is not happening Colin. I am not going to play any part in this, do you hear me?”
“Of course, nobody would expect you to fall over at my feet, especially in light of my unforgivably rude comments last Season.” Colin said, all reason and calm as he collected his hat from a footman, “And what would be the entertainment in that? You must be permitted to test my mettle as a suitor. Indeed I am beginning to look forward to the chase.”
“There will be no entertainment! No chase!” Penelope protested, panic steadily rising within her. “Colin-”
“Good day, Miss Penelope.” Colin smiled, familiar laughter and devilry dancing on his handsome face. She watched in mute outrage as he tipped his hat to her and strolled out her front door.
After his careless words ruined Penelope's prospects on the marriage mart, Colin is determined to do everything he can to restore her reputation and to find her a good match, even if it means pretending to court his best friend.
However, outside forces with a grudge against the Bridgertons inadvertently transforms a wallflower into the most coveted prize of the London Season of 1815.
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22 Apr 2025
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romancing miss featherington by penelopecolin (sexymonk) for Allthatwehaveshared
Fandoms: Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
11 Jan 2025
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After a mortifying conversation forces Penelope to publish Colin Bridgerton's embarrassingly loud declaration that he would never marry her in her column, her already dismal prospects plummet even further. Feeling utterly defeated, Penelope resigns herself to spinsterhood, eager to seek solace in the safety of the shadows.
If only the third-born Bridgerton would stop trying to apologise.
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14 Apr 2025
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"Do you need something, Penelope?"
"I need you to divorce me."
After two years of a marriage arranged by their families, Penelope knows she does not make Colin happy. So she suggests a plan to ensure freedom for the both of them. Will Colin be able to break free from his oblivion and realize what he stands to lose?
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09 Apr 2025
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I Will Follow You Into the Dark by Holiday_Hustle
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
01 Apr 2025
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To an observer, Colin and Penelope were nothing more than frosty acquaintances.
That did not stop Penelope from lingering in the Bridgerton family wing, however.
“Took you long enough,” Colin mumbled in Penelope’s ear as he dragged her down the hall towards his room. Penelope could hear her heart pound in her ears as she submitted to him.
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Three years after calling off their engagement, Colin is back in town for the new social season. How much longer can Penelope continue to deny him?
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- Part 2 of Polin Week 2025
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04 Apr 2025
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Tamed by Lafaiette
Fandoms: Dragon Age: The Veilguard (Video Game), Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age: Inquisition
27 Oct 2024
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Solas treats everyone at the Lighthouse like a moron. Everyone, except Lady Lavellan.
Veilguard spoilers
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17 Mar 2025
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There's My Little Ethan by Clarybell90
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse), Resident Evil VII: Biohazard
22 May 2021
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"You're like me," she says.
"What?"
"I'm not alone. I'm not alone, because you're like me, Daddy," she grins, and the expression is off, "Not meant to be human. Too much to be human."
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19 Dec 2024
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Barriers are the bane of our existence by UnidentifiedFlyingFeline
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
13 May 2024
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Claire and Leon get separated... again.
The Cleon year prompt I used this time was "cursed".
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- Part 26 of Cleon Year Vignettes
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18 Dec 2024
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New Year, New Beginnings by furthermorelenore (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Biohazard | Resident Evil (Gameverse)
03 Sep 2024
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December 31st, 2009.
Leon wasn't big on holiday parties, especially New Year's Eve, but when a good friend and colleague hints that perhaps his sister's cold shoulder towards you is finally starting to thaw, you do what you must to turn up the heat.
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09 Dec 2024
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“Sorry.” He murmurs, his mouth finding the dip of her collarbone, traveling up her throat, exploring the unguarded flutter of her pulse. “I’m sorry. I need you.” Leon can’t help but bite down, perhaps too hard, too eager, judging by the manner in which her nails dig into his upper arm. The impression of his teeth quickly replaced by the placid, languorous sensation of his lips soothing the tender skin, apologetic and hungry in equal measure. “I need you.”
Claire swore she would stay out of her ex’s business, that they both had to move on. But the years have done Leon little good and she has no choice but to confront the undeniable truth: he needs her, and she might need him just as much. Her return brings back everything they’ve tried to forget—and everything they still feel.
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08 Dec 2024
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Making Sense of Chaos by SparkedToLife
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Jessica Jones (TV)
19 Jan 2017
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Spider-Man always hit the attempted rapists the hardest.
This was not due to some kind of personal connection.
It wasn't.
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07 Oct 2024
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how to make friends: an essay by peter parker by softlyblue
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Daredevil (TV), Marvel
13 Oct 2018
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me: hey have u seen twitter
matt: i haven’t seen twitter no
me: that stopped being funny about 203738 years ago
dont interact (wade): dont listen 2 him bby ur hilarious
Daredevil and Deadpool and Spiderman. The only thing - the only thing - they have in common is the red in their suits.
And, apparently, their unique ability to put up with one another.
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06 Oct 2024