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  1. Public Bookmark 70

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    This is my Luis Lives AU that starts during the Resident Evil 4 Remake and carries on after.

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    08 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 18

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    They should have left the country and joined the BSAA when they had the chance.

    God fucking damnit.

    Here they were, Leon and Luis, in Tall Oaks, New England. They were accompanying the President–Adam Benford. They'd had another argument over whether or not they should have kids not long before this assignment, but Leon would take that over having to stare down the barrel of his gun at the infected President. Life could never just be simple, could it?

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    08 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 58

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    German phrase, somewhat old-fashioned.
    1. (medical) terminal
    2. (colloq.) doomed/destined to die
    3. (literal) dedicated (in a holy sense) to Death; compare: ordination

    Leon walked Death's grounds for so long that once he dies, Death takes notice and throws him back in time to where it all began for him, September 25th, 1998 in a wayside motel. But being touched by Death doesn't come without side-effects and while they make him very good at his job, there's more to life than killing. Right?
    (Thankfully, Death wasn't very precise in picking up little mortals and Leon's not alone.)

    Inspired by polarspaz' Past Refraction AU

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    07 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 44

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    The day after Leon and Luis finish the Harvardville mission and offer for Carlos to spend the night at their place. They did mean to fuck at some point during that, but they didn't mean to get as wild as they did. Turned out, Carlos was secretly an animal in bed.

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    06 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Set after the events of Resident Evil 9: Requiem.

    The DSO has arranged for Leon to await extraction in a safe house just outside of Raccoon City after his rescue from ARK-- But Chris is not a patient man and he will not rest until he has proof that his husband is okay. Good thing he knows his way through the Arklay mountains and there isn't a damn thing in the world that can keep him from Leon.

    [This is just 7,000 words of old man smut. They're just so in love, your honor! Husbands, even!]

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    05 May 2026