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    "It’s a beautiful day at the Soltryce Academy—the sky is vibrant and the trees rustle with the gentlest of winds as Caleb begins his impromptu Transmutation lecture outside. From the building on the edge of the grounds he hears a muffled bell tolling for fifth period. Somewhere in the distance, a student begins to whistle.
    At that moment, Caleb feels at peace.
    At that moment, a Purple Worm bursts forth from the soil directly in front of him, and all of his plans for a pleasant afternoon are promptly dashed."
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    Caleb and Essek have finally settled down - more or less. While the beloved and somewhat eccentric Professor Widogast is busy inciting small student-scale riots and teaching tiny wizards morals, Essek spends his days lounging around the house, drinking wine and experimenting with the exotic concept of 'cooking his own meals'. They are pretty sure life is great - until two pre-teen assassins crash-land into the middle of the Soltryce Academy and demand the former Shadowhand be surrendered to their custody. What are the two internationally in/famous mages to do? The answer will shock absolutely no one.

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    30 Nov 2025

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    A heem heeem. those are their babieeeees, this is canon to *me* i love it so much

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    Wylan had been an enigma. How did a boy that barely had money to scrape meals together know how to read music, to play piano, and flute? How did he know how to make bombs and what chemicals did what, yet managed to keep all his fingers? Jesper had his answer now.

    He’d rather it stayed a mystery.

     

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    Aka, a show!Wylan name reveal/ice court heist where I make them suffer for no reason other than I think show!Jesper would be very stubborn and petty and then complain about not being able to kiss Wylan.

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    18 Oct 2025

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    “I wonder if you’d be dragging your feet like this,” Nina spoke through gritted teeth. “If it was Inej’s life on the line.”

    A storm fell over Kaz’s features, but he did not move, did not let his eyes fall away. Instead, he spoke in a slow, calculated tone. “I’d choose your next words very carefully, little deathrender. However soft you think I’ve grown, remember that I am always willing to show you that the monster is still alive and well.”
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    It's been sixteen days since Matthias and Wylan were taken, and Kaz Brekker has chased down every possible lead only to come up empty handed. However, with an angry Nina and desperate Jesper at his side, he is willing to do whatever it takes to find his missing crows and bring them back home - even if it means more blood on his hands.

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    15 Oct 2025

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    When Wylan is kidnapped off the streets of the Barrel by a sadistic Heartrender turned notorious serial killer, he soon realizes this self-proclaimed "artist" is under the patronage of his father, Jan Van Eck. The mercher's sinister plan for his own son to end up as the latest victim of Ilsa Dressler, better known to the Barrel as "Bloody Marionetta," might just work out—except, the Crows, with Jesper ahead of the charge, have no intention of losing one of their own. No matter that Wylan hasn't realized he is exactly that: a Crow.

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    10 Oct 2025

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    When Sanji is delivered as Germa's tribute to the court of Monkey D. Luffy, King of the Pirates, he goes with the unshakeable belief that he is being sent to his death. Instead of violence and cruelty, however, Sanji finds something much stranger among the Straw Hats: kindness, acceptance, and then, eventually, a family. And, with a certain swordsman, he may end up finding something else.

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    22 May 2025