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    In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough.

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    "And is like I said, very easy to do. You just lay back and let someone else do work. Could do it in my sleep, would not be problem at all for me to come hands-free.”

    Hollander scowled, full competitive personality shining through. “Prove it.”

    “Fine, I will,” Ilya snapped back.

    Hollander's eyes went wide, and so did Ilya's when he realized what he had promised. His words hung in the air between them, suddenly heavy with implication.

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    Ilya doesn't think switching with Hollander one time for the sake of settling a bet will change anything about their arrangement, and it certainly wouldn't make him discover anything about himself. Afterall, it would only be one time, right?

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    Ilya has two problems.

    The first is that his best friend is freshly single and needs to get laid. The second is that Ilya is having some...weird feelings about it.

    These are completely platonic and heterosexual concerns for his friend, of course.

    (or a college au featuring shane and ilya as best friends, and shane as ilya's bisexual awakening)

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  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    Somebody write down the recipe
    Been tryin' hard not to overeat
    You're just so sweet...

     

     

    tags and so on: Trans Roronoa Zoro, Zoro has a vagina, Sanji might have a touch of internalized homophobia & transphobia, but they work it out, Sanji is written as a pathetic french man and I will not apologise (yeah, he's cool but come on)

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    He hooks an arm around the back of Shane's shoulders, whispering, his breath tickling Shane's ear when he asks, "Do you wish to fuck me, Shane Hollander?"

    Kisses ensue, innumerable kisses and they're all too much and Shane's head is swimming.

    "Y-yes," Shane gasps.

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