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  1. Summary

    A ghost-hunting AU, with a lot of complications.

    Now a series!
    Warm these Bones: contemporary ghost-hunting AU
    Echo From Your Lungs (prequel)
    To Come: 'Cause the Lines Were Drawn (prequel 2) date TBD

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  2. Summary

    Spooky Steddie AUs

    October 2022:
    Vampire & Concubi - Oct 1
    Demon & Necromancer
    Monster & Hunter
    Ghost-hunting/Paranormal Investigators
    Manor House
    Came Back Wrong (Canon-divergent) - Oct 31 (+3 bonus chapters)

    October* 2025:
    Demon (Reversed ver.)
    Frankenstein
    * not quite October, but coming soon:
    Big Bad Wolf
    Came Back Wrong (feral ver.)

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  3. Summary

    Steve falls first. (Steve falls hard.) A slow journey through it.

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  4. Summary

    The ways in which Theseus's relationship with the minotaur changes over the course of time, from the labyrinth to death to Elysium. An examination of the complicated motivations of Theseus—prince, hero, and king of Athens—and of the meanings behind the concepts of 'kings' and 'monsters'.

    Pre-game, pre-relationship.

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  5. Summary

    Theseus's discovery of a strength kink forces him to acknowledge more intimate feelings towards Asterius. One multi-chapter work and subsequent smutty oneshots.

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  1. Rec 13

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    After losing to Vecna, the streets of Hawkins flood with both military and demogorgons. Steve’s doing the best he can to keep his people alive, but it’s hard to pretend that everything is normal. Sometimes, he dreams of claws and fangs and wakes with his heart racing.

    Sometimes he dreams of music and wakes with his ears bleeding.

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    28 Feb 2026

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    truly the most perfect gift. just the right dash of AU flavor from another fantastic piece of media, but still completely accessible and fun if you don't know the Magnus Archives. tense and bloody and gory and hot and compelling and sooooo sooo perfect. gonna be thinking about steddie and the hunt and the flesh forever.

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    Eddie’s eyes snap to Steve’s neck. It’s only when Steve gives him a small, confused frown, that he realises he’s pinned Steve Harrington to his bed and he wants to bite him.

    Or, the one where Eddie returns from the Upside Down unscathed, except, maybe, for the blood lust. And the teeth.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    It’s 10:15 on a Sunday morning, and Steve is on Eddie Munson’s couch.

    More specifically: Steve is on Eddie Munson’s couch, in his boxer shorts and a shirt that's clearly been slept in, eating dry cereal out of the box and blinking slowly at the TV, which is currently playing WWF. His hair is more of a mess than Dustin has ever seen it outside of literal fights to the death. Eddie himself is nowhere to be seen.

    “What the hell are you doing here?” Dustin demands, dropping his backpack just inside the door.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    “You are such a fucking asshole.” Steve says, but again there’s no venom behind his words. It comes out like an observational statement, like they’re back in Freshman year biology marking down the anatomy of the frog they dissected. Looks like spaghetti, Steve had said while they stared down at the guts in front of them, and even now Tommy can’t eat spaghetti without thinking of it. “You know, believe it or not, Eddie doesn’t treat people the way you do. He wouldn’t even think to.”

    Tommy scoffs, does an eye roll of his own. “Yeah, I’m sure he’s real sweet to people before he gouges their eyes out."

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    Four more people come stumbling through the doors - a short-haired girl in camouflage with a kid wearing what looks like the top half of a ghillie suit on her back, the kid hollering at the top of his lungs for a doctor like he’s on the brink of death. The reporter grabs the short-haired girl, stopping her from running directly into a frozen onlooker because she’s busy looking over her shoulder at a boy in a leather jacket right behind her, his face pulled tight with pain as he carries a limp, unmoving body, their head tipped back, pale face smeared with blood in the unforgiving halogen lights -
    Help him!” the kid is screaming, “Somebody, please -”
    Oh, Wayne thinks, oh, oh, oh.

    or; wayne munson finds himself at hawkins memorial on march 27th.

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    14 Oct 2025

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