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Mutual Understanding by ineffable_killjoy
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
18 Feb 2026
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“What about you, Sir Bartosch?” Capon said, changing the subject. “Do you have a special lady from back in Prague? Or perhaps one of the locals caught your interest?”
“Ah, no, there’s no one waiting for me, I’m afraid. And I’m not much interested in the local women,” Bartosch said, weighing his words carefully. “I much prefer having drinks with interesting men such as you.”
Capon blinked in surprise, and in the beat of silence that followed his declaration, Bartosch wondered if perhaps he had been too forward. Then Capon smiled—a brief, fleeting thing.
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Hans is hopelessly pining and Henry is tragically straight. What's a man like Bartosch to do? Why, seduce the young Lord of Pirkstein, of course.
He could never have predicted just how much this seemingly small decision would change the trajectory of his life.
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I Could Fall in Love with You by ineffable_killjoy
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
11 Feb 2026
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Once upon a time in the faraway kingdom of Rattay, there lived an arrogant prince who spent his days indulging in careless debauchery. Until one day, he vanished, snatched away by a fearsome creature of legend, or so the villagers say. A reward was posted for his safe return, but as months passed, the prize was left unclaimed. Renowned knight Black Bartosch, upon hearing of the situation, decides to try his luck.
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Jeremy steps in to save someone from what he thinks is a mugging. Contrary to his expectations, however, his rescuee is, well… let’s just say less than impressed by his heroism.
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The sunlight is warm and comforting on his face. A gentle breeze whispers past, caressing his skin, ruffling his hair just slightly and carrying with it the sharp scent of the ocean. Jeremy runs a hand through the sand, marvelling at the way the grains tickle against the skin of his fingers, and he waits.
It isn’t long before he feels someone appear next to him, like they are simply not there one moment and then there the next. A greeting is on his lips, one that barely manages to form before the Squip leans into his field of view, a slight smirk brightening the otherwise blank slate of their expression.
“Hello again, Jeremy.”
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Make Amends (And Start Anew Again) by ineffable_killjoy
Fandoms: Red Dead Redemption (Video Games)
16 Apr 2021
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Arthur wakes up in Colter, before it all, and he refuses to let everything fall apart again.
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When Hans and Henry are ambushed by Zizka and his men, Hans has to face the man he shared a moment with back in Nebakov--the man who is also responsible for the deaths of his friends.
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- Part 2 of Fortune's Mischief
- Part 6 of KCD Rare Pairs Week 2026
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29 Jan 2026
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Hans finds a lost child near the Devil's Den. Not wanting to look after the kid himself, he tries to pass the job on to someone else. Hynek volunteers, but can Hans really trust him to do the job?
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- Part 4 of KCD Rare Pairs Week 2026
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29 Jan 2026
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naaviris Istzig Week 2025 Collection by naaviri
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
21 Dec 2025
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The little crumbs I wrote for IstzigWeek 2025.
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07 Jan 2026
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An Italian Confession by bohemias_best_boarhunter
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
02 Sep 2025
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“Hey, listen to what Brabant taught me…” Henry said casually. What a fun and silly joke, right?
Hans’ politely expectant expression and patient eyes almost made him forget what the fuck the sentence was supposed to be.
“La tua bellezza mi abbaglia.” It sounded alright – could have been worse at least. His hand didn’t shake if he put it on his hip.
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Henry flirts with Hans in Italian, Hans reveals that he is getting married, and everything implodes.Bookmarked by ineffable_killjoy
02 Sep 2025
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brothers in arms by afterdark (exyllent)
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
01 Sep 2025
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After the siege of Suchdol, some desperately needed rest and recuperation takes place at the Devil's Den.
When Radzig is dragged along to the celebrations by his son, he finds quiet respite in the company of a fellow hardened veteran: Captain Zizka.(For fluffykcd week, day one : bandages)
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01 Sep 2025