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  1. last words of a dead website by

    Fandoms: No Fandom  

    02 Apr 2026

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    When I was a teen, I was obsessed with this website, writetube.com. You had to fill this box with a certain amount of words, then you could click through what other people wrote. I spent hours and hours on it, to the point I would find my own messages on it sometimes! Poetry, stories, love confessions, from people all over the world...

    Eventually I started copy pasting the ones I found funny, interesting, weird, gross, touching, or otherwise noteworthy into a document. Some of the phrases and words have stuck in my head this whole time. I didn't get all the ones I liked... but I'm glad I got some, because that website is gone now. The document has been sitting in my files for years now. It's time to let the words out into the world again.

    I put them here, so I don't lose them.

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    Kudos:
    9
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  2. Is Nobody Else Gonna Pop That Rabbit's Cherry?! by

    Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)  

    01 Apr 2026

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    You arrive in The Amazing Digital Circus, and to prevent your sanity from deteriorating, quickly arrive at one goal: to test the limits of what that mass of teeth considers "family friendly."

    (This started with full intentions of fucking Jax, and the more I wrote the more I realized: Jax ain't easy, and this is gonna be longer than I thought. Consider this a slow burn where I try to keep everyone as in-character as possible. When rabbit-fucking actually commences, I'll update the summary with the chapters where it takes place, in case you're too horny for plot.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    2,290
    Bookmarks:
    250
    Hits:
    46,189

  3. All Y'all who Make Magolor a Gijinka to Fuck Him are COWARDS by

    Fandoms: Kirby (Video Games)  

    01 Apr 2022

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    You're a human alien on Planet Popstar.

    Magolor takes notice.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    116
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    2,566

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