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“Well, hey, look whatcha got here.”
He reaches down to pick up the little green army man and hands both it and her phone to her.
“Oh he and I have a whole history, wouldn’t you like to know?”
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Rebecca and the green army man throughout time.
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Rebecca is not in the habit of keeping secrets from Ted. Part of their agreement when they finally admitted their feelings for each other was to be honest and not hold anything back so she feels bad keeping this from him, but she’s fairly certain he’ll be thrilled at the end result.
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Tomorrow is a new day with no mistakes in it yet by learnedcivility
Fandoms: The Worst Witch (TV 2017)
02 Oct 2019
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Hecate had heard of nothing but the new teacher since she arrived three days prior. Mildred’s incessant prattle about how modern, how innovative, and how beautiful the new teacher was was making it quite difficult for Hecate to focus on the potions she was currently working on. She doesn’t think she’s had a peaceful day in the two years since she adopted Mildred.
Loosely an Anne of Green Gables AU
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i'm the night sky (the fire in your eyes) by learnedcivility
Fandoms: The Worst Witch (TV 2017)
01 Aug 2018
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"Say we’ll do this again, Hiccup. That even when we’re old and grey we’ll come out and see the meteors and bask in the magic that is beyond our reach."
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She doesn’t like parties without George at her side to murmur sharp little asides to, or bring her champagne, or dance with her when the song is slow enough. She doesn't like parties where everyone looks at her like she's a three-legged puppy because her husband- her ex-husband- stays glued to the opposite side of the room as though she's got a forcefield around her.
In which Bertha and George are divorced, and make it everyone else's problem.
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11 Mar 2026
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damned if i don't (damned if i do) by abloodymatch
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
23 Feb 2026
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It is five years into their estrangement when Helen learns about Madeline's sex tape.
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26 Feb 2026
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What Was That, Baby? by Avalanche_of_Xanax
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
07 Jan 2026
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Madeline and Helen hate eachother. That's why they can't ever stop thinking of the other. Even when they are with someone else.
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Madeline sleeps with Ernest so Helen doesn't leave her. Helen sleeps with Ernest to get revenge on Madeline. They are so normal.
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I can't stop, I'm riding the angst smut train into the sunset, see y'all on the other side.
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24 Feb 2026
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what happens on vacation... by LightLeadingMe
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey
01 Jan 2026
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Sharon had booked a vacation the day she signed her final divorce papers. Even though the divorce was expensive, especially on a teacher’s salary, she had made sure to keep a little fund for herself so that she could relax once the hell that was her marriage was officially over.
She just never expected to meet someone while on vacation… Especially not the famous actress, Madeline Ashton.
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13 Feb 2026
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stop teasing, bitch by foxxay
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
27 Apr 2025
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“You like this, don’t you?”
Madeline’s voice was meant for Bobby.
But her eyes never left Helen’s.
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09 Feb 2026