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She doesn’t like parties without George at her side to murmur sharp little asides to, or bring her champagne, or dance with her when the song is slow enough. She doesn't like parties where everyone looks at her like she's a three-legged puppy because her husband- her ex-husband- stays glued to the opposite side of the room as though she's got a forcefield around her.
In which Bertha and George are divorced, and make it everyone else's problem.
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11 Mar 2026
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damned if i don't (damned if i do) by abloodymatch
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
23 Feb 2026
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It is five years into their estrangement when Helen learns about Madeline's sex tape.
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26 Feb 2026
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What Was That, Baby? by Avalanche_of_Xanax
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette
07 Jan 2026
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Madeline and Helen hate eachother. That's why they can't ever stop thinking of the other. Even when they are with someone else.
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Madeline sleeps with Ernest so Helen doesn't leave her. Helen sleeps with Ernest to get revenge on Madeline. They are so normal.
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I can't stop, I'm riding the angst smut train into the sunset, see y'all on the other side.
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24 Feb 2026
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what happens on vacation... by LightLeadingMe
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Mean Girls - Richmond/Benjamin/Fey
01 Jan 2026
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Sharon had booked a vacation the day she signed her final divorce papers. Even though the divorce was expensive, especially on a teacher’s salary, she had made sure to keep a little fund for herself so that she could relax once the hell that was her marriage was officially over.
She just never expected to meet someone while on vacation… Especially not the famous actress, Madeline Ashton.
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13 Feb 2026
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stop teasing, bitch by foxxay
Fandoms: Death Becomes Her - Mattison & Carey/Pennette, Death Becomes Her (1992)
28 Apr 2025
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“You like this, don’t you?”
Madeline’s voice was meant for Bobby.
But her eyes never left Helen’s.
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09 Feb 2026
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Harry would like to think that he's not usually so obvious in his attraction to Sophie, but this con may be the end of him. Sophie doesn't seem to mind.
Set during the events of The Turkish Prisoner Job.
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27 Jan 2026
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Has she ever looked at him like that?
Her jaw goes ever-so-slack, her eyes just so slightly widen. It's beyond love but not beyond fear. Awe on her face. Reminds him of the way she looks at the ocean when they're on a cruise. Like she's seeing God.
It’s been that way for fifteen years — long before Melissa made her debut in their marital bed, long before Gerald even thought to suggest it.
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After five or six years of sharing his wife with another woman, Gerald knows the routine.Bookmarked by learnedcivility
23 Jan 2026
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this part has always been very easy for us by slouchingprovocatively
Fandoms: NCIS (TV 2003), NCIS: Tony & Ziva (TV 2025)
16 Jan 2026
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Or, Tony and Ziva through the years, having sex. Their story, with a little spice.
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17 Jan 2026
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When Ziva asks Tony for help, he will always drop everything and go. He'll find her, ready to do whatever she needs, no questions asked. If what she needs is protection from an irrational fear this time, though, he might just make fun of her while he's at it...
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04 Jan 2026
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Alternative head cannon for Light Sleeper 03x14. One Shot.
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- Part 11 of One-Shots Season 3
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01 Jan 2026
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A change of lighting sees Tony & Ziva's FWB arrangement take a very different turn. Experiments with taking orders and being in control reveal far more about himself than Tony expected.
15k of filth, basically.
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30 Dec 2025
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SOSS era - Ziva thought she had it nailed. Make sure her lovers always had a flaw, it was easier to walk away then. Tony's flaw happened to be the absence of a certain act. Until now. But even then, he's really not that good at it.
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- Part 10 of Tiva 50 Kiss Prompts
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13 Dec 2025
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It is nothing like last time.
Last time was all hot summer nights and naughty whispers. Forbidden meetings and stolen moments. Last time was all the fun of a compatible partner with little of the emotional conflicts. They were younger then, caring less about consequences and more about pleasure, and had basked in their brief intense affair while their rule bearer scorched under a Mexican sun.
This is nothing like that.
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01 Dec 2025
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Tony and Ziva go camping
Will campfires, marshmallows and a sky filled with stars help our romantically dysfunctional agents communicate?
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01 Dec 2025
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She is about thirty seconds away from murdering very special agent, Anthony DiNozzo.
Perhaps fifteen. If he makes one more comment, one more joke laced with venom and jealousy and frustration, she may well do it right here in the bull pen.
Or kiss him hard. She hasn’t decided yet.
SEASON 9
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24 Nov 2025
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The change in their power dynamic was sudden and unexpected, but as he fell seemingly naturally into the leadership role, he'd noticed Ziva's gaze wandered to him more and more. Tony tried not to think about the fact he could only notice that by looking just as much.
Tried not to remember that Rule Twelve was currently sunburned and wasted down on some Mexican beach.
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How the Secret Summer of Sex began
CHAPTER 3 NOW AVAILABLE
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22 Nov 2025
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AU where Tony and Ziva live in the same apartment building, but don’t really know each other, and Tony asks her to be his fake date for Thanksgiving.
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16 Nov 2025
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Tony and Ziva get to know an FBI agent at the end of a long case. Threesome fic
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13 Nov 2025
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In which Tony and Ziva have more than one cover kiss... In fact, maybe a cover kiss for every season. A possibly AU, possibly canon-compliant fic, and just an excuse to make them kiss a bunch. Absolute T/Z.
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13 Nov 2025
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Tony starts wearing glasses, and Ziva ends up having the most unproductive day of her career because of them.
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09 Nov 2025