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    “Foul beast,” Nefer teases, “Keep it in your pants.”

    “Keep it in yours,” Lauma fires back, just to be silly.

    She rises, eye-to-eye with Nefer, and pulls her into a kiss. 

    Nearby, a deer spits at them. 

     

    Or, Nefer and Lauma can't seem to get time alone.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    "I'd say," the big blond man began, “That went like shit."

    Flins let his gaze rest on Varka's face for another moment before slowly letting it wander, analyzing their situation.

    Trapped in a space that was too small, with hardly any room to move, crammed between a wall and at least a hundred kilos of man between his legs.

    Shit wasn't a word he would have chosen himself... but...

    "Yes... you could say that."

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    Flins and Varka got trapped in a domain, unable to move without touching eachother.
    It's hard to think about anything else, really. And that's not the only thing that's hard.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    SO HOT

  3. Rec 56

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    “What are you doing?” Varka asks, a little breathless.

    “Isn’t it obvious?” Flins rubs his palm into the meat of Varka’s inner thigh, not giving up on touching the other man. “Surely you must know I am just as interested in you as those women.”

    The hand around Flins’ wrist tightens as Varka’s breath hitches in his throat. “You’re lying. You have to be pulling my leg here.”

    A soft sigh leaves Flins’ lips. Of course, Varka doesn’t know that about the fae, which isn’t his fault really. “Fae cannot lie, Sir Varka.” A pause. “Is it that you do not want it, that you do not want me?”

    “I want it,” Varka blurts out immediately, as if he has already known his answer this whole time but just needed a little push in the right direction. “I want you so bad. It’s been plaguing my mind for months.”

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    28 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    first varflins fic kinda nervous (i ate this up)

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    Mr. Murdock is just about all Peter Parker has in the world right now. So he’s not going to stand idly by and not say anything when he finds out that Matt’s boyfriend is cheating on him with Daredevil. Even if his boyfriend is the Punisher himself.

    Meanwhile, Hawkeye has terrible news for his buddy Daredevil: his boyfriend Frank Castle is cheating on him with some blind lawyer guy.

    (Frank is 100% Over It, but how can he really begrudge anything that makes Matt laugh so much?)

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    23 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Soooo funnyyy need to come back and reread

  5. Rec 16

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    “Dad and Frank bonded over their collective trauma,” Leo supplies, without ever looking up from her phone, and Sarah gets the distinctive feeling that she might be live-texting the unfolding chaos to her boyfriend, “and accidentally stumbled right into this super codependent bromance—”

    “Only sometimes,” Zach agrees, sharing a conspiratorial smile Sarah isn’t sure she likes or appreciates with his sister, “the b in that bromance becomes suspiciously blurred.”

    “Tell me about it,” Matt chuckles, taking a sip of his beer. “No one warned me that my boyfriend came with a boyfriend.”

    [Or; David and Frank are weird about each other, and everyone knows it.]

    [Technically a sequel and part of a series, but can be read as a standalone story.]

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    21 May 2026